bobavader today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day He had a secret sex diary written in code He had official and unofficial mistresses One estimate was that he had 200 sexual partners in two years Icon lesmiserableslove don't forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him histry-buff Hey quick question what the fuck urulokid the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral if that isnt balling idk what is nonbinarist victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty slutty years Victor Hugo ultimate slut Meme

found @ 34 likes ON 2019-06-20 02:54:14 BY ME.ME

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