borderline-sunflower i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang brown eyed girl to me hellkn1ght I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten lockelamora At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee kaylapocalypse a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered count olaf wizzard890 once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said you're cured erincrocodile A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying peanut peanut until I would eat it And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said Thank you legendarymotherofshade Drunk girls saving your life one wtf at a time spaceinvadeher Girls are a fucking gift don't let anyone tell you otherwise girls are a fucking gift Meme

found ON 2019-10-28 09:02:18 BY ME.ME

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