borderline-sunflower i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang brown eyed girl to me hellkn1ght I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten lockelamora At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee kaylapocalypse a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered 'count olaf wizzard890 once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said you're cured erincrocodile A drunk girl at a bar I was at became woried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying peanut peanut until I would eat it And after i allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said Thank you legendarymotherofs hade Drunk girls saving your life one wtf at a time chicanaspice one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much Meme

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