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Rose
Rose
Restaurant
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Date
Date
Waves
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True
Money
Money
I Bet
I Bet
Food
Food
Fire
Fire
definitely
definitely
anaconda
anaconda

bring what he says While waiting for our food Mr Obnoxious takes out his wallet and pulls out a hundred dollar bill and waves it in my face saying I bet you've never seen one of these before! Without batting an eye or looking his way I put a cigarette into my mouth and flicked my lighter then I slowly brought the lighter up and set his $100 bill on fire! When he sees his money in flames he started freaking and tried putting it out before half of it got burnt up He yells at me What the Hell did you do that for??!! I stood up grabbed my purse and jacket and started to leave the restaurant As I was leaving I said You acted like you had money to burn I just wanted to see if it was true! As I walked by the table of 10 to12 guys next to ours who had watched and heard everything this jerk had said and done right from the get-go they all rose to give me a standing ovation as they cheered and clapped A “worst date ever” that definitely happened 🙄 Meme

found ON 2019-03-11 05:23:53 BY ME.ME

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