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man
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buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly it's like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says alright listen up boys it's time to remember your training i want to see immense bruising by sundown i want to see you near inedible by sunrise remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe's employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you're in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa's decayed remains je-suis-hetalia Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead m4ge this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975 he was born in 1913 meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn't dead likely dead the fact that it's a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is likely deceased the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa's body ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists my entire career as a hetalia faceboolk roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me ive been staring at it for7 minutes i feel like ive entered the twilight zone je-suis-hetalia I don't ever remember writing that when did I write that m4ge everything about this is cursed peaches Meme

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