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Aladdin
Aladdin

C d 40% 1152 PM minesottafatspoollegend i love in fantasy when its like king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous es When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape the dog chewed half his head too who we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys chancellor just came with the word 'evil in front of it as a matter of ancient tradition Like 'grand' or 'high' or something along those lines Anyway the running gag was that the king an old Power Rangers knock-off doll had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancel- lor Traytor who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer The additional twist on the joke though was that he never was behind anything The king was actually right Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that b mobility devices was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure and drafted a proposal that once got half the 'settlement' in my sister and I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched roken toys had access to the dog The knife as it turned out was as symbolic as the evil in his name See Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant and loyally serve a good ruler-or if the regent should became a despot to slay them on behalf of the people But since killing the king would be a terrible crime the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader because the murder would be pinned on them in order to keep the 'machinery of politics working as smoothly as ever Anyway Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he'd done behind the scenes Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him I don't know why but we got the biggest kick out of in Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see how wicked he is?! Charmander From the Vending Machine Char! Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face At least if someone puts a knife in the king's back we'll know where to look! Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn't looking I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers If only we had enough glue I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs insert iconic evil laugh* Anyway Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out My littler brother who tended to follow my sister and I's games like he was watching a daily soap opera cried so hard that we had to do a special 'episode where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's diary and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that 'Traytors grave would have a body' this seemed very important for some reason And then we had the Quest For a New King Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra Source sweetbabyr aysgourmetsauces 79144 notes I want this to be an actual soap so bad Meme

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