Donkey, Dude, and Reddit: canadiananimatorguy
 Write out the name Donkey Kong but replace
 the "D" in Donkey with the first consonant of
 your first name and replace the "K" in Kong
 with the first consonant of your last name.
 That is your official DK Crew name.
 phantomdoodler
 I have been personally victimized by this post.
 It was written just to spite me. Just to rustle
 my jimmies. Just to call me Monkey Dong.
 enjchiladas
 At least you're not Lonkey Bong dude
Konkey Long.

Konkey Long.