captainlovelxce hey have i ever told y all about my cursed apartment building cursed how you say???? well here's the thing no-one can fuckin see it let me explain further i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows it has a driveway with two columns on either side not a thing you usually see in this area it is opposite a bus stop and several corner shops it is on a main busy road most significantly it is attached to a church a well- known church with a big pink sign on the front all things that would make it easy to spot right???? like if i gave that list of distinguishing features to someone along with my address then they'd be able to find my filat easily right??? well APPARENTLY NOT we have never once had a delivery to our flat outside of the usual postal service where we haven't been called by a lost courier usually they are about thirty seconds away i'm by the church and i don't know where to go from here they say so we tell them it's the building right next to the church!! the one you're outside that church it's the next building along it's opposite a bus stop and it has a driveway with two big columns without fail they call back 5-10 minutes later still lost i have answered calls from both lost delivery people and friends where i've been able to see them standing in front of the driveway from my window a friend of mine once drove past my building three times while on the phone to me getting increasingly panicked that she couldn't figure out where she was going she parked in a nearby road and i had to walk to her car and guide her to the driveway however my flatmate and i found this place when we were flat-hunting first time no trouble and we don't know what that means other than i guess this place chose us and the rent is so cheap because the estate agents were so relieved to find the first people in a thousand years who could actually see this fuckin building today a food delivery person called me to say he was outside the church was told to go to the next building along a 20 second journey on foot and arrived at my door 20 minutes later saying sorry i went to the back of this building by mistake weird right??? this building doesn't have a back it backs onto the rest of the church it doesn't have a back where did he go toastynoneofyourbusiness There's probably a wizard's pub somewhere around there and the spell keeps overlapping with the nearby buildings captainlovelxce i haven't really been interacting with the notes on this post bc it blew up unexpectedly and ive been rly busy but reblogging again to say - holy fuck there is actually a pub just down the road that's all boarded up and derelict but i HAVE seen people go in and out of it and sometimes you can see a light on in the upstairs window Sourcemotherfortuna #bahahahahah #sacred space #fairy circle 92553 notes TFW you live in a liminal space Meme

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