Animals
Animals
apparently
apparently
ass
ass
bulbasaur
bulbasaur
Fucking
Fucking
Life
Life
Pokemon
Pokemon
Weed
Weed
Blue
Blue
Pets
Pets
Dick
Dick
Giant
Giant
Good
Good
Happy
Happy
Help
Help
Husky
Husky
Kids
Kids
Match
Match
Mean
Mean
Okay
Okay
World
World
Pull Out
Pull Out
Mad
Mad
Old
Old
Geodude
Geodude
Hell
Hell
Helps
Helps
Pain
Pain
Reason
Reason
Asshole
Asshole
Haha
Haha
how
how
got
got
dragon
dragon
super
super
Dog
Dog
fun
fun
yes
yes
speed
speed
the pokemon
the pokemon
thunderbolt
thunderbolt
electricity
electricity
him
him
source
source
pet
pet
one
one
down
down
case
case
team
team
bug
bug
imagine
imagine
special forces
special forces
sic
sic
pokemon blue
pokemon blue
three
three
why
why
chow chow
chow chow
them
them
move
move
kid
kid
first
first
service
service
they
they
stream
stream
park
park
you
you
real
real
now
now
strangers
strangers
post
post
what
what
for
for
chronic
chronic
comp
comp
trainer
trainer
look
look
the dog
the dog
this
this
really
really
what are
what are
please
please
calm down
calm down
what if
what if
thinking
thinking
like
like
serious
serious
this is
this is
youre
youre
making
making
nothing
nothing
calm
calm
well
well
what a
what a
walking
walking
oh okay
oh okay
a dick
a dick
probably
probably
just
just
whatever
whatever
then
then
battle
battle
because
because
everyone
everyone
are you
are you
and then
and then
pidgey
pidgey
what are you
what are you
pokeballs
pokeballs
owner
owner
gonna
gonna
sparring
sparring
i got
i got
fucker
fucker
tussle
tussle
amped
amped
average
average
proper
proper
their
their
nobody
nobody
specifically
specifically
happen
happen
too
too
support
support
belt
 belt
send
 send
want
 want
year
 year
around
 around
your life
 your life
ten
 ten
chow
 chow
throw
 throw
tell them
 tell them
fucking asshole
 fucking asshole
out
out
type
type
attack
attack
playing
playing
special
special
shots
shots
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
Hell Yes
Hell Yes
And
And
Other
Other
Here
Here
Its Just A
Its Just A
Super Dragon
Super Dragon
That
That
Youre A
Youre A
But
But
Not
Not
Last
Last
Hiking
Hiking
Is This
Is This
Gyarados
Gyarados
Chronic Pain
Chronic Pain
The
The
Long
Long
This Is A
This Is A
Growlithe
Growlithe
Counter
Counter
Precisely
Precisely
Theyre
Theyre
Your
Your
Trying
Trying
Its
Its
Friendly
Friendly
My Dog
My Dog
So Youre
So Youre
Paras
Paras
Competitive
Competitive
Pull
Pull
Very
Very
Pick
Pick
Múltiple
Múltiple
Eats
Eats
Mountains
Mountains
Trainers
Trainers
Thats
Thats
Was
Was
With
With
Dog Park
Dog Park
Let
Let
Comes
Comes
Took
Took
Are
Are
Have
Have
Four
Four
Going
Going
Its Not
Its Not
If You
If You
At First
At First
I Mean
I Mean
I Was
I Was
Enjoyed
Enjoyed
Also
Also
Vulpix
Vulpix
Npcs
Npcs
Only
Only
About
About
Between
Between
Advantage
Advantage
Has
Has
Peoples
Peoples
Flies
Flies
A Fucking Asshole
A Fucking Asshole
Meet
Meet
Prove
Prove
Tell
Tell
Even
Even
Some
Some
Forces
Forces
Socialization
Socialization
Composing
Composing
Earlier
Earlier
Exiled
Exiled
Navigate
Navigate
Supposed To
Supposed To
10 Year Old
10 Year Old
A Fucking
A Fucking
Amped Up
Amped Up
And You
And You
Any
Any
Are You Trying To
Are You Trying To
Because Thats
Because Thats
Have A
Have A
Hiker
Hiker
Im Gonna
Im Gonna
If I
If I
If Youre Happy
If Youre Happy
If Youre
If Youre
In The
In The
Is A
Is A
Its Like
Its Like
Its Not A
Its Not A
Just A
Just A
Long Post
Long Post
Mostly
Mostly
Not A
Not A
Pet Owner
Pet Owner
Please Calm Down
Please Calm Down
Real Ass
Real Ass
Really Kid
Really Kid

captainsnoop i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp like culturally everyone is like haha pick the pokemon you want! if you're happy with three geodudes thats you and your life! and then you're supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that's their pet or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet you're supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up you're like haha we'll have a friendly battle! and you throw out your geodude and they throw out a fucking gyarados and it one-shots your geodude and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you're a hiker and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey so you're down to your last pokemon you tell them you're gonna send out your bulbasaur the ten year old is like oh okay in that case i'm gonna pull out my vulpix like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks? this kid's a fucking asshole! really kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! jumpingjacktrash i mean if you look at how npc's talk about their pokemon they're service animals mostly some of them are just pets apparently they really enjoy sparring so you let them battle other people's pokemon for socialization it's like going to the dog park hell yes i'd be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first look kid the paras helps me weed the garden it's not a special forces attack paras it's just a bug that eats dandelions please calm down maxiesatanofficial This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains Source captainsnoop A very long post about Pokémon Meme

found @ 33 likes ON 2019-02-13 00:24:42 BY ME.ME

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