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Girlfriend
Girlfriend
Time
Time
Help
Help
Roommate
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Mood
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God
God
apparently
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chefpyro So here's a story A couple years ago one night i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere tripped and fell over breaking a glass table with his face Totally ruined the mood Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well don't even remember where he was from but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye making him completely blind in that eye He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a Couple months Then suddenly he disappeared along with my girifriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries and eloped together leaving me behind without as much as a note I tried to track them down but never could In conclusion if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe l'd have been married a long time ago Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye Joe? loki-is-my-god-now How DARE you make me read that with my own two eyes!!! Story Time Meme

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