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Friends
head
Mood
My House
Parents
Party
shade
Stephen
Too Much
Lost
Hunting
Death
Fancy
Fish
Home
House
Kids
Squirrel
Hell
Never
Stephen King
Metal
got
copper
steel
caviar
bat
king
who
cujo
big
him
can
one
carpet
friend
tiny
rapture
hunger
rhubarb
etc
man
safe
adult
bbs
hazard
think
them
all
face
review
they
you
yard
door
scoop
now
what
for
hi fi
the house
whats
fee
bat out of hell
champ
use
happening
read
this
the room
get
really
done
i know
great
like
men
right
guy
nothing
eat
guys
room
strawberry
eyes
immediately
probably
just
then
everyone
bloodshot eyes
sometimes
worry
irresponsible
eating
heimlich
amused
drove
away
i do
whats going on
stared
feeding frenzy
in the mood
choked
knew
i think
my friend
luckily
in the house
as if
who knew
throwing
cautiously
plated
genuine
liquor
talking
lovely
their
cautious
perverse
shag
fish eggs
were
precision
began
too
fact
no
dinner
night
something
see
mouth
know
days
drink
said
much
anyway
around
dont
eggs
knees
again
warning
feeding
choking
consuming
grown man
my friends
great night
accidentally
a little bit
finders keepers
out
over
playing
flowing
Grown
Fancy I
Off
Got Home Safe
Little
Dinner Party
And
Other
Here
Cant
When
Wise
Casual
Im In
Skills
Waiter
That
But
Not
Choker
My Guy
When Im
Dont Worry
Squirrel Hunting
The
From
Choking Hazard
The One
Your
Trying
Its
June
Is That You
Every
Front
A Little
Pulled
I Had
These
Without
Mixed
Spheres
Beads
Adults
Turned
Get Lost
Bunch
Was
With
Stared At
Frenzy
Our
Supper
Have
My Dinner
Going
Its Not
Nab
Had
Of My
I Was
Eaten
Available
Which
Only
About
Between
Purchase
Mid
Nothing Fancy
Not Talking
Dealing
Difficulty
One Night
Letting
Given
Even
His
Some
Careful
It Was
Bit
Bloodshot
Earlier
Flew
Verified
A Bunch Of
A Little Bit Of
And Again
At Me
Bunch Of
But I
Cant Be
Dinner For One
For The
Guests
Heres The Scoop
Heres The
Heres
His Face
Home Safe
I Know The
Im Not
Im Not Talking
In The Mood For
In The
Into
Irresponsible Parents
Is That
It Was A
Kids Eat
Little Bit
Mostly
Near Death
Out Of
Praising
Swimmingly
Across
All Over
Carpeting
Cue
Frenzied
Front Door
Get Across
Have To
Inebriate
Informed
Intoxication
Just As
Near
Now And Again
On Cue
Ones
Stumbled
The Scoop
2018
You Can
Until
Hi
Me
Was A
Whats Going
My
Collecting
Im
What Can
He Was
Looked
Can Be
At
Him Off
Never Be
Mostly Just
Worry I
Some Of
You See
Im Really
Night I
That He
I Knew
A
It
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Choking hazard even for adult men 500 ct Copper Plated Steel Metal BB June 25 2018 by BC Precision Verified Purchase Big warning to the adults in the room these little guys can be choked on I'm not talking about irresponsible parents accidentally letting their kids eat BBs No I'm talking about grown man mistaking these BBs for caviar and zealously consuming them You read that right Here's the scoop You see I do a little bit of squirrel hunting in the yard every now and again when I'm in the mood for a casual dinner for one nothing fancy I floorboards in the shag carpeting etc Anyway available to all for a $050 head fee a use these BBs to nab my supper Sometimes they get lost in the house between the one night I had a bunch of friends over for a dinner party The night going swimmingly the liquor was flowing caviar was was we had Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell playing great night Until only be termed rapture then mushed on the Hi-fi and everyone was praising my dinner party throwing skills It was a it wasn't One of my friends in his mid-thirties had a bit too much to drink He got on his knees and stared at my shag carpet in what can his face into the carpet and began gobbling away I knew immediately what was happening I approached him and said cautiously - you can inebriate What's going on champ? He looked up at me his bloodshot eyes gleaming with frenzied hunger Some of your fish eggs got on the carpet! Finders keepers! He then resumed his feeding frenzy I pulled him off the carpet and informed him that he was in fact eating tiny copper spheres As if on cue the choking commenced It was like something out of a Stephen King He frothed at the mouth like Cujo and his face turned a lovely shade of strawberry rhubarb My other dinner party guests were amused never be too cautious around an mostly just as a Chili's waiter I Heimliched my friend - not without difficulty - and even the ones who knew our choker was near death Luckily I know the Heimlich from my days little copper beads flew all over the room mixed in with some genuine caviar from earlier The choking ceased My other party guests applauded and began collecting the regurgitated BBs as perverse souvenirs My guy stumbled out the front door of my house and drove off which probably wasn't wise given his intoxication but I was done dealing with him for the night Don't worry I think he got home safe What I'm really trying to get across here in this review is that you can't be too careful with choking hazards It's not something only parents have to worry about Metal BB pellets eaten by grown man Meme
chilis
Friends
head
Mood
My House
Parents
Party
shade
Stephen
Too Much
Lost
Hunting
Death
Fancy
Fish
Home
House
Kids
Squirrel
Hell
Never
Stephen King
Metal
got
copper
steel
caviar
bat
king
who
cujo
big
him
can
one
carpet
friend
tiny
rapture
hunger
rhubarb
etc
man
safe
adult
bbs
hazard
think
them
all
face
review
they
you
yard
door
scoop
now
what
for
hi fi
the house
whats
fee
bat out of hell
champ
use
happening
read
this
the room
get
really
done
i know
great
like
men
right
guy
nothing
eat
guys
room
strawberry
eyes
immediately
probably
just
then
everyone
bloodshot eyes
sometimes
worry
irresponsible
eating
heimlich
amused
drove
away
i do
whats going on
stared
feeding frenzy
in the mood
choked
knew
i think
my friend
luckily
in the house
as if
who knew
throwing
cautiously
plated
genuine
liquor
talking
lovely
their
cautious
perverse
shag
fish eggs
were
precision
began
too
fact
no
dinner
night
something
see
mouth
know
days
drink
said
much
anyway
around
dont
eggs
knees
again
warning
feeding
choking
consuming
grown man
my friends
great night
accidentally
a little bit
finders keepers
out
over
playing
flowing
grown
fancy i
off
got home safe
little
dinner party
And
Other
Here
Cant
When
Wise
Casual
Im In
Skills
Waiter
That
But
Not
Choker
My Guy
When Im
Dont Worry
Squirrel Hunting
The
From
Choking Hazard
The One
Your
Trying
Its
June
Is That You
Every
Front
A Little
Pulled
I Had
These
Without
Mixed
Spheres
Beads
Adults
Turned
Get Lost
Bunch
Was
With
Stared At
Frenzy
Our
Supper
Have
My Dinner
Going
Its Not
Nab
Had
Of My
I Was
Eaten
Available
Which
Only
About
Between
Purchase
Mid
Nothing Fancy
Not Talking
Dealing
Difficulty
One Night
Letting
Given
Even
His
Some
Careful
It Was
Bit
Bloodshot
Earlier
Flew
Verified
A Bunch Of
A Little Bit Of
And Again
At Me
Bunch Of
But I
Cant Be
Dinner For One
For The
Guests
Heres The Scoop
Heres The
Heres
His Face
Home Safe
I Know The
Im Not
Im Not Talking
In The Mood For
In The
Into
Irresponsible Parents
Is That
It Was A
Kids Eat
Little Bit
Mostly
Near Death
Out Of
Praising
Swimmingly
Across
All Over
Carpeting
Cue
Frenzied
Front Door
Get Across
Have To
Inebriate
Informed
Intoxication
Just As
Near
Now And Again
On Cue
Ones
Stumbled
The Scoop
2018
you can
until
hi
me
was a
whats going
my
collecting
im
what can
he was
looked
can be
at
him off
never be
mostly just
worry i
some of
you see
im really
night i
that he
i knew
a
it
found
ON 2019-07-12 17:48:03 BY
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