Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne VIC Guys this is the true crime story of the decade Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story I've ever heard She had caught the train in from Frankston And while she was waiting for the train to come she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips But he wasn't really eating them He was just sort of letting them air This attracted a few seagulls who began to circle the platform Instead of shooing the birds away the man offered them a few chips He'd toss one a foot or so away from him It was like he was beckoning them to come closer He kept doing this eking the chips out slowly until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him 15 or 20 A tiny army He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested but not enough to sate them It was frustrating They were getting angry Squawking It was like he was rearing them up for something Then the train came and everyone got on But the man stayed on the ground with his chips Just when the train was about to leave It happened Right before the doors closed the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag And the doors closed Inside the train pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away ๐Ÿ’จ @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meme

found @ 7331 likes ON 2019-01-15 23:22:52 BY ME.ME

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