Christmas joke NSFW NSFW Long -HanzEmil 5 hours ago jokes-83% upvoted A 17 year old male walks into a drug store He says l've been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend's house Afterwards I hope there is a chance I get lucky you know what I mean Clerk How about condoms then? They could come in handy Here's a pack The young man after paying walks to the door stops smiles comes back you know what the mom is also smoking hot I think l'll take another pack just in case I get extra lucky Christmas eve comes around the boy sits at the dinner table and doesn't say a word After a while his girlfriend says if I had known you were so quiet I wouldn't have invited you the young man replies if you had told me your dad works at a drug store I wouldn't have come 25k points 351 comments Meme

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