America
America
Beijing
Beijing
Birthday
Birthday
Cinderella
Cinderella
Clothes
Clothes
family
family
Food
Food
Funny
Funny
Marriage
Marriage
Prince
Prince
Struggle
Struggle
The Ring
The Ring
China
China
Prison
Prison
Lamborghini
Lamborghini
Army
Army
Good
Good
House
House
Match
Match
Power
Power
Princess
Princess
Revolution
Revolution
Spiderman
Spiderman
Spirit
Spirit
Communist
Communist
Mao
Mao
Old
Old
Ever After
Ever After
Mao Zedong
Mao Zedong
Thought
Thought
Action Figures
Action Figures
boy
boy
hidden
hidden
godfather
godfather
gold
gold
red
red
torn
torn
next
next
glass
glass
local
local
cell
cell
who
who
fit
fit
him
him
daughter
daughter
switch
switch
culture
culture
fairy
fairy
tuxedo
tuxedo
down
down
ring
ring
hide
hide
man
man
rooster
rooster
cock ring
cock ring
build a
build a
day
day
mayor
mayor
score
score
did
did
edit
edit
remember
remember
they
they
hoarding
hoarding
new
new
comment
comment
swap
swap
now
now
the spirit
the spirit
comments
comments
cock
cock
post
post
son
son
build
build
action
action
what
what
order
order
for
for
share
share
plot
plot
factory
factory
the stepfather
the stepfather
the house
the house
eldest
eldest
estate
estate
shape
shape
chin
chin
reply
reply
liberation
liberation
servant
servant
neglect
neglect
get
get
what are
what are
like
like
encouraging
encouraging
poor
poor
plot twist
plot twist
then
then
because
because
celebration
celebration
eager
eager
eventually
eventually
blown away
blown away
dingy
dingy
fifty
fifty
hes
hes
came
came
appear
appear
away
away
leaving
leaving
ever
ever
however
however
noble
noble
midst
midst
were
were
destroyed
destroyed
merely
merely
fades
fades
aristocratic
aristocratic
figures
figures
building
 building
traditional
 traditional
minutes
 minutes
later
 later
month
 month
thoughts
 thoughts
ago
 ago
years
 years
others
 others
spell
 spell
at last
 at last
elegant
 elegant
the power
 the power
Red Guard
 Red Guard
ancestors
 ancestors
the family
 the family
and they lived happily ever after
 and they lived happily ever after
han
han
slipped
slipped
Size
Size
And
And
Forgot
Forgot
Wish
Wish
Its A
Its A
Actually
Actually
That
That
Try
Try
But
But
Not
Not
Cut
Cut
Last
Last
Where
Where
Arrested
Arrested
Happily Ever After
Happily Ever After
Give
Give
The
The
Sent
Sent
From
From
I Forgot
I Forgot
Stepfather
Stepfather
Your
Your
Report
Report
Save
Save
Its
Its
Every
Every
Dies
Dies
Genders
Genders
Runs Away
Runs Away
Twist
Twist
Blown
Blown
After
After
Cultural
Cultural
Was
Was
With
With
In A
In A
Are
Are
Edited
Edited
The Boy
The Boy
Lived
Lived
Seized
Seized
Who Is
Who Is
Goes
Goes
Comment As
Comment As
Knockoff
Knockoff
Only
Only
Grants
Grants
Before
Before
Peoples
Peoples
Opposition
Opposition
Guard
Guard
Spiderman Action
Spiderman Action
Supply
Supply
The Birthday
The Birthday
Prison Cell
Prison Cell
Meet
Meet
Dressed
Dressed
Given
Given
Accused
Accused
Runs
Runs
His
His
Happily
Happily
Some
Some
Every Man
Every Man
Mayors
Mayors
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Having
Forcefully
Forcefully
Shrine
Shrine
Sort
Sort
Stripped
Stripped
After The
After The
Beaten
Beaten
Birthday Celebration
Birthday Celebration
But The
But The
But Where
But Where
Carved
Carved
Communist China
Communist China
Denounce
Denounce
Expanded
Expanded
For The
For The
Household
Household
In China
In China
In The
In The
Into
Into
Is A
Is A
It Fit
It Fit
Like A
Like A
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 godfather part ii
movie lines
 movie lines
movie line
 movie line
line
line
yours
yours
best movie
best movie
godfathers
godfathers
this
this
corleone
corleone
enemy
enemy

cinderella but the genders are swapped and its a glass cock ring in communist china 11 Comments ShareEdit Post Save H Hide Comment as nageek360 What are your thoughts? Switch to markdown SORT BY NEW AdmiralAkbar1 GET ME THE ISOT STRETCHER Score hidden 24 minutes ago Plot twist the glass cock ring is actually an heirloom ring carved in the shape of a crowing rooster that is given to him by the spirit of his ancestors and gives him the power to appear is a noble and elegant prince for the birthday celebration of the mayor's daughter However because China is in the midst of the Cultural Revolution and he's now dressed like a traditional Han nobleman he's swiftly arrested by the local Red Guard stripped of his clothes beaten subjected to numerous struggle sessions and ultimately dies of malnutrition in a dingy prison cell The ring is destroyed the shrine to his ancestors was destroyed for perpetuating Old Culture and encouraging opposition to Mao-Zedong-Thought and his stepfather is eager to denounce the boy as a counterrevolutionary who was undermining the order of his good communist household He secures the marriage of his eldest son to the mayor's daughter but the mayor annulls it a month later after the stepfather is accused of hoarding food on orders from the Kuomintang and America The family estate is seized its valuables destroyed or sent to Beijing and the building is converted into a supply depot for the People's Liberation Army After fifty years of neglect the house is eventually torn down to build a factory that manufactures knockoff Spiderman action figures Reply Share Report Save Give gold SGPoy Score hidden 29 minutes ago edited 25 minutes ago So Chin the lowly servant of some aristocratic family makes a wish and the fairy godfather grants him a tuxedo a Lamborghini and glass cock ring He goes to meet Princess Chinarella who is blown away by his glass cock ring Then the spell fades and Chin runs away leaving poor Chinarella with only a glass cock ring to remember Chin by Princess Chinarella then orders every man in China to try on the cock ring but where some did not fit others merely slipped They were then eithrt cut down or forcefully expanded to size to match the ring At last Chin came forth to reclaim what was rightfully his It fit perfectly and they lived happily ever after each man having the cock ring for a day before passing it to the next Edit I forgot its Communist China Meme

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