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destiny
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fake
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pizza
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soda
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Break
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Breaking News
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Date
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Game
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Girl
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Heart
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Opportunity
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Paris
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Space
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Spaghetti
Sugar
Sugar
Trump
Trump
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Diet
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Pull Out
Never
Never
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Fight
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Baby
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fun
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looking
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rockets
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passenger
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next
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wanted
who
who
love story
love story
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can
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one
president
president
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ring
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issues
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reach
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may
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plane
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will
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blast
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mile
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service
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in love
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laugh
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guy
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let's
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to the left to the left
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a girl
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i promise
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 crazy in love
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I Am Looking For
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Mile Away
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Other Guy
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Out Of
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Grasse
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Pulled
Females
Females
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Friendly
Stop The
Stop The
The
The

CUSTOMER SERVICE it is just plane wrong you have not swiped right yet Jake 27 Jake 27 less than a mile away less than a mile away We may fight but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda I would re-accommodate every last passenger just to be the guy that gets to sit next to you I prefer diet we both know you are all the sugar I need Jake 27 O less than a mile away Jake 27 O less than a mile away One date one opportunityYou are everything l ever wanted In one moment would you swipe right or just let it slip? Want to be crazy in love? Well to the left to the left Swipe every other guy to the left My palms won't be sweaty Flirt-game not weak charm is heavy I have a date planned already let's get spaghetti If I like it I might put a ring on it It could be our destiny to have a child but for now let's just get pizza Still Jake 27 O less than a mile away Jake 27 I was feeling 22 but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously I am looking for a girl who is willing to break all ties with their ex I don't care if you have to make up some lie like there isn't enough space for the two of us Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart If you aren't looking for a love story baby just swipe left eok a love story Let go of the past I promise our love won't hit any icebergs Fake News NК missies can't reach the US But I can reach your heart Breaking News Trump pulls out of Paris chmate agreement Jake 27 O less than a mile away Jake 27 O less than a mile away Every guy eventually experiences issues with their rocket Some rockets explode prematurely Some never explode at all Just like our president when I promise to pull out I follow through But I promise that no matter what we will have a blast Over the past year I made about 50 of these profiles for fun These are 8 of my favorite Hopefully you get a laugh out of them Meme

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