Being alone
Being alone
apparently
apparently
Dogs
Dogs
Fall
Fall
family
family
Friends
Friends
head
head
Life
Life
Puppies
Puppies
Smell
Smell
Taken
Taken
tumblr
tumblr
weird
weird
Zero
Zero
Affect
Affect
Black
Black
Brain
Brain
Death
Death
Happy
Happy
Live
Live
Mean
Mean
Okay
Okay
Quite
Quite
Skull
Skull
Zombie
Zombie
Old
Old
Figure It Out
Figure It Out
Pain
Pain
Reason
Reason
Been
Been
how
how
got
got
idea
idea
another
another
Dog
Dog
teeth
teeth
hung
hung
who
who
him
him
pet
pet
one
one
down
down
skin
skin
name
name
why
why
think
think
did
did
all
all
huge
huge
they
they
thing
thing
you
you
tongue
tongue
story
story
cave
cave
what
what
the brain
the brain
still
still
made
made
for
for
massive
massive
fine
fine
used
used
the dog
the dog
side
side
this
this
joke
joke
thinking
thinking
like
like
right
right
dead
dead
feel
feel
problem
problem
suddenly
suddenly
immediately
immediately
just
just
whatever
whatever
realize
realize
feeling
feeling
go away
go away
eating
eating
falling
falling
stiff
stiff
away
away
anyone
anyone
knew
knew
owned
owned
right there
right there
that's right
that's right
happiest
happiest
stupid
stupid
maybe
maybe
ever
ever
literal
literal
fortunate
fortunate
joints
joints
were
were
there
there
too
too
fact
fact
no
 no
hard
 hard
mouth
 mouth
know
 know
yet
 yet
said
 said
much
 much
around
 around
years
 years
like that
 like that
vet
 vet
bag
 bag
ear
 ear
none
 none
again
 again
totally
 totally
touched
 touched
no idea
 no idea
pooping
 pooping
not even
 not even
not quite
 not quite
no reason
 no reason
very happy
 very happy
my friends
 my friends
zombie dog
 zombie dog
the-only-thing
the-only-thing
out
out
john
john
They Took
They Took
Off
Off
Falling Apart
Falling Apart
And
And
Other
Other
Here
Here
So There
So There
Happy Dog
Happy Dog
When
When
Smells Like
Smells Like
That
That
Loving
Loving
But
But
Not
Not
Where
Where
When He
When He
Obviously
Obviously
Getting Old
Getting Old
How Much
How Much
Bag Of
Bag Of
The
The
From
From
You Think
You Think
Part
Part
Too Stupid
Too Stupid
Kind
Kind
You Think So
You Think So
Runt
Runt
Kind Of
Kind Of
Very
Very
The Fact That
The Fact That
Didnt
Didnt
No Pain
No Pain
Felt
Felt
Thats
Thats
Was
Was
With
With
Half
Half
Found
Found
Took
Took
In A
In A
Should
Should
Drowned
Drowned
Figure
Figure
If You
If You
Lived
Lived
Had
Had
And That
And That
I Mean
I Mean
Put
Put
Thats Not
Thats Not
The Smell
The Smell
Only
Only
About
About
Being
Being
Most
Most
Dent
Dent
Happy Life
Happy Life
Apart
Apart
Happier
Happier
Than
Than
No One
No One
Getting
Getting
Even
Even
His
His
Some
Some
Could
Could
It Was
It Was
Black And
Black And
The Zombie
The Zombie
What Kind
What Kind
23 Years Old
23 Years Old
A Bag Of
A Bag Of
About The
About The
Any
Any
Area
Area
But Thats
But Thats
But Thats Not
But Thats Not
But The
But The
Caved
Caved
Didnt Notice
Didnt Notice
Dog The
Dog The
Eating And
Eating And
Entirely
Entirely
Fall Off
Fall Off
Found Him
Found Him
Friends Family
Friends Family
Happier Than
Happier Than
In A Bag
In A Bag
In On
In On
It Out
It Out
Just Like That
Just Like That
Longer
Longer
Loving Dog
Loving Dog
Notice
Notice
Out Of
Out Of
Pooping And
Pooping And
Put Him Down
Put Him Down
Quite Right
Quite Right
Fully
Fully
At All
At All
Cave In
Cave In
Couldnt
Couldnt
Eared
Eared
Formed
Formed
Hed
Hed
Here Is
Here Is
Likely
Likely
Most Likely
Most Likely
No Longer
No Longer
Of His
Of His
Perfectly
Perfectly
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Somehow
To Be
To Be
Would
Would
Ever Been
Ever Been
Whole
Whole
Until
Until
Was A
Was A
My
My
Know He
Know He
Years Old
Years Old
His Head
His Head
His Tongue
His Tongue
Wouldnt
Wouldnt
Who Did
Who Did
Smells
Smells
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Not Quite Right
Not So
Not So
Idea What
Idea What
Stopped
Stopped
He Was
He Was
His Mouth
His Mouth
Was Too
Was Too
At
At
Think So
Think So
Rotted
Rotted
Just Like
Just Like
Was Down
Was Down
Another Dog
Another Dog
Smell Like
Smell Like
Only Thing
Only Thing
That He
That He
That Made
That Made
A
A
It
It
A
A
Theres
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Are
Are
With
With
The
The
But
But
When
When
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out
out
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out
out
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When
When
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The
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Are
Are
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A
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It
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A
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That Made
That Made
That He
That He
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Only Thing
Smell Like
Smell Like
Another Dog
Another Dog
Was Down
Was Down
Just Like
Just Like
Rotted
Rotted
Think So
Think So
At
At
Was Too
Was Too
His Mouth
His Mouth
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Stopped
Stopped
Idea What
Idea What
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Not So
Not Quite Right
Not Quite Right
Smells
Smells
Who Did
Who Did
Wouldnt
Wouldnt
His Tongue
His Tongue
His Head
His Head
Years Old
Years Old
Know He
Know He
My
My
Was A
Was A
Until
Until
Whole
Whole
Ever Been
Ever Been
Would
Would
To Be
To Be
Somehow
Somehow
Perfectly
Perfectly
Of His
Of His
No Longer
No Longer
Most Likely
Most Likely
Likely
Likely
Here Is
Here Is
Hed
Hed
Formed
Formed
Eared
Eared
Couldnt
Couldnt
Cave In
Cave In
At All
At All
Fully
Fully
Quite Right
Quite Right
Put Him Down
Put Him Down
Pooping And
Pooping And
Out Of
Out Of
Notice
Notice
Loving Dog
Loving Dog
Longer
Longer
Just Like That
Just Like That
It Out
It Out
In On
In On
In A Bag
In A Bag
Happier Than
Happier Than
Friends Family
Friends Family
Found Him
Found Him
Fall Off
Fall Off
Entirely
Entirely
Eating And
Eating And
Dog The
Dog The
Didnt Notice
Didnt Notice
Caved
Caved
But The
But The
But Thats Not
But Thats Not
But Thats
But Thats
Area
Area
Any
Any
About The
About The
A Bag Of
A Bag Of
23 Years Old
23 Years Old
What Kind
What Kind
The Zombie
The Zombie
Black And
Black And
It Was
It Was
Could
Could
Some
Some
His
His
Even
Even
Getting
Getting
No One
No One
Than
Than
Happier
Happier
Apart
Apart
Happy Life
Happy Life
Dent
Dent
Most
Most
Being
Being
About
About
Only
Only
The Smell
The Smell
Thats Not
Thats Not
Put
Put
I Mean
I Mean
And That
And That
Had
Had
Lived
Lived
If You
If You
Figure
Figure
Drowned
Drowned
Should
Should
In A
In A
Took
Took
Found
Found
Half
Half
With
With
Was
Was
Thats
Thats
Felt
Felt
No Pain
No Pain
Didnt
Didnt
The Fact That
The Fact That
Very
Very
Kind Of
Kind Of
Runt
Runt
You Think So
You Think So
Kind
Kind
Too Stupid
Too Stupid
Part
Part
You Think
You Think
From
From
The
The
Bag Of
Bag Of
How Much
How Much
Getting Old
Getting Old
Obviously
Obviously
When He
When He
Where
Where
Not
Not
But
But
Loving
Loving
That
That
Smells Like
Smells Like
When
When
Happy Dog
Happy Dog
So There
So There
Here
Here
Other
Other
And
And
Falling Apart
Falling Apart
Off
Off
They Took
They Took
john
john
out
out
the-only-thing
the-only-thing
zombie dog
 zombie dog
my friends
 my friends
very happy
 very happy
no reason
 no reason
not quite
 not quite
not even
 not even
pooping
 pooping
no idea
 no idea
touched
 touched
totally
 totally
again
 again
none
 none
ear
 ear
bag
 bag
vet
 vet
like that
 like that
years
 years
around
 around
much
 much
said
 said
yet
 yet
know
 know
mouth
 mouth
hard
 hard
no
 no
fact
fact
too
too
there
there
were
were
joints
joints
fortunate
fortunate
literal
literal
ever
ever
maybe
maybe
stupid
stupid
happiest
happiest
that's right
that's right
right there
right there
owned
owned
knew
knew
anyone
anyone
away
away
stiff
stiff
falling
falling
eating
eating
go away
go away
feeling
feeling
realize
realize
whatever
whatever
just
just
immediately
immediately
suddenly
suddenly
problem
problem
feel
feel
dead
dead
right
right
like
like
thinking
thinking
joke
joke
this
this
side
side
the dog
the dog
used
used
fine
fine
massive
massive
for
for
made
made
still
still
the brain
the brain
what
what
cave
cave
story
story
tongue
tongue
you
you
thing
thing
they
they
huge
huge
all
all
did
did
think
think
why
why
name
name
skin
skin
down
down
one
one
pet
pet
him
him
who
who
hung
hung
teeth
teeth
Dog
Dog
another
another
idea
idea
got
got
how
how
Been
Been
Reason
Reason
Pain
Pain
Figure It Out
Figure It Out
Old
Old
Zombie
Zombie
Skull
Skull
Quite
Quite
Okay
Okay
Mean
Mean
Live
Live
Happy
Happy
Death
Death
Brain
Brain
Black
Black
Affect
Affect
Zero
Zero
weird
weird
tumblr
tumblr
Taken
Taken
Smell
Smell
Puppies
Puppies
Life
Life
head
head
Friends
Friends
family
family
Fall
Fall
Dogs
Dogs
apparently
apparently
Being alone
Being alone

daftalchemist okay here is the story of the zombie dog this dog's name was John they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was and was taken in immediately he was a runt and not quite right most likely from the whole half drowned thing but a very loving dog the problem with John was that he smelled like death and no one knew why vets couldn't figure it out it was obviously some kind of skin problem but they had no idea what kind all anyone knew was that if you touched him you would smell like death too so you couldn't pet him and that for some reason the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life when he was getting old maybe about 15 years part of his skull caved in just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine didn't notice it didn't affect him at all just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain and he was still the happiest and most loving dog the skull cave in for whatever reason caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely but again perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull they took him to the vet thinking maybe they should put him down I mean wouldn't you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating and pooping and happy so there was no reason to put him down so they didn't but that's not even the weird part the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain so this one-eared collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain he got old his joints got stiff his teeth rotted out of his head his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard and he felt none of it! in fact he was happier than he'd ever been feeling no pain and the fact that he didn't feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23 that's right the collapsed skul one eared zero teeth smells like literal deeath when alone dog lived to be 23 years old they used to joke that he'd been dead for years but was too stupid to realize it yet and that's the story about the literal zombie dog my friend's family owned Zombie Dog Meme

found ON 2019-08-20 07:10:41 BY ME.ME

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