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dail alexander Follow drucila616 How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court word for word taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place ATTORNEY What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS He said Where am I Cathy? ATTORNEY And why did that upset you? WITNESS My name is Susan! ATTORNEY What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS Gucci sweats and Reeboks ATTORNEY Are you sexually active? WITNESS No Ijust lie there ATTORNEY What is your date of birth? WITNESS July 18th ATTORNEY What year? WITNESS Every year ATTORNEY How old is your son the one living with you? WITNESS Thirty-eight or thirty-five I can't remember which ATTORNEY How long has he lived with you? WITNESS Forty-five years ATTORNEY This myasthenia gravis does it affect your memory at al WITNESS Yes ATTORNEY And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS I forget ATTORNEY You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY The youngest son the 20-year-old how I5 WITNESS He's 20 much like your IQ ATTORNEY Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS Are you shitting me? ATTORNEY So the date of conception of the baby was WITNESS Yes ATTORNEY And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS Getting laid ATTORNEY She had three children right? WITNESS Yes ATTORNEY How many were boys? WITNESS None ATTORNEY Were there any girls? WITNESS Your Honor I think I need a different attorney Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS By death ATTORNEY And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS Take a guess ATTORNEY Can you describe the individual? WITNESS He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY Was this a male or a female? WITNESS Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male ATTORNEY Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS No this is how I dress when I go to work ATTORNEY Doctor how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS All of them The live ones put up too much ATTORNEY ALL your responses MUST be oral OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS Oral ATTORNEY Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS The autopsy started around 830 PM ATTORNEY And Mr Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS If not he was by the time I finished ATTORNEY Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS Are you qualified to ask that question? And last Stitch ATTORNEY Doctor before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse? WITNESS No ATTORNEY Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS No ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing? WITNESS No ATTORNEY So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS No ATTORNEY How can you be so sure Doctor? WITNESS Because his brain was sitting on my desk ATTORNEY I see but could the patient have stili been alive nevertheless? WITNESS Yes it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law skrill-cosby oh my god these are great fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes Source 1411980 notes Witness v Attorney Dawn of Jokes Meme

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