David Geller Monday at 1007 PM So Finally Landed a Job as a Wal-Mart Greeter Which Is a Good Find for Many Retirees Unfortunately I Lasted Less Than a Day About Two Hours Into My First Day on the Job a Very Loud Unattractive Mean-Acting Woman Walked Into the Store With Her Two Kids Yelling Obscenities at Them All the Way Through the Entrance Per My Greeter Training Manual I Said Pleasantly Good Morning and Welcome to Wal Mart Nice Children You Have There Are They Twins? How May I Help You? The Ugly Woman Stopped Yelling Long Enough to Say Hell No They Ain't Twins the Oldest One Is 9 and the Other One Is 7 Why the Hell Would You Think Thoy're Twins? Are You Blind or Just Stupid? So I Replied I'm Neither Blind Nor Stupid Madam I Just Couldn't Believe Someone Slept With You Twice Have a Good Day and Thank You for Shopping at Wal-Mart My Supervisor Said I Probably Wasn't Cut Out for This Line of Work Oncemorewithapathy 56blogscrazy WALMART LEGEND FUCKIN' SAVAGE Omg