David Geller Monday at 1007PM So finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter which is a good find for many retirees unfortunately I lasted less than a day About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud unattractive mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart Nice children you have there Are they twins? How may help you? The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say Hell no they ain't twins The oldest one is 9 and the other one is 7 Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid? So Ireplied I'm neither blind nor stupid madam I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work Got em! πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚ WSHH Meme

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