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Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him theonion SEATTLE—Suddenly snapping back to attention a dazed Jeff Bezos reportedly realized Thursday that he had spent an entire conversation thinking about how to automate the person talking to him “Sorry could you repeat that? I just lost focus for a second as I indifferently watched you open and close your mouth becoming increasingly aware of the fact that a simple machine could do the exact same things as you” Bezos said to the Amazon vice president in front of him even as he resumed brainstorming a complex algorithm that would streamline the executive’s duties perform them with greater speed and efficiency and possibly even capture some of his unique human qualities to make it user-friendly “Whoops there I go again I must’ve spaced out after realizing I could probably render you completely irrelevant within just a few years I guess I’m really distracted today by the tantalizing thought of an automaton executing every one of your relevant functions for no salary with never a single complaint” Bezos who suddenly recalled a series of vivid dreams from the previous night in which he automated the entire American workforce went on to apologize for not getting much sleep Meme

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