Birthday, Douchebag, and Dude: dex
 ORIGINAL
 NOV
 Windex the Bean
 15

 726.
 2113
 Paint the Bean black so they can't Windex it
 NOV
 13

 726.
 2113
 Paint
 Thinner
 Pour Paint Thinner On The Bean After They
 Paint It Black So We Can Windex
 NOV
 13
frnkjpeg:
debthestoner:

rrdcooc:

addakax:

mysticalalleycat:

politicalcdnmama:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

0-memento-mori-0:

justaplate:

claydart:

starlitskyes:

frosttrix:

extremedistressorstellarblowjob:

queen-of-heck:


brightoncemore:

todayiwrotenothing:

gay-jesus-probably:

solongstarbird:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones 

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.


How could you forget this one though


I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.


Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”


ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!


I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life 

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple


I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor


He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god 


It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.


An older project, but he also did this:
(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuck 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.


Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)


After seeing this, I wanted to go look more into Stuart semple’s stuff, and I found this
With this in the description 
“Anyone*” I wonder who he could want to not have any England??? 
Stuart semple is great and he is out here fighting with wonderful pettiness

frnkjpeg: debthestoner: rrdcooc: addakax: mysticalalleycat: politicalcdnmama: theresagooseinthemainframe: 0-memento-mori-0: justaplate: claydart: starlitskyes: frosttrix: extremedistressorstellarblowjob: queen-of-heck: brightoncemore: todayiwrotenothing: gay-jesus-probably: solongstarbird: akamine-chan: phantomofthebookstore: dragonastra: jasperzilla: moose-shampoo: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.  You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean. But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean. How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR. someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for. So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it. Art world is not thrilled with that. Enter Stuart Semple. Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something. Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything. Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink” Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments. Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy. He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide. Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0. So I think we can guess who got the better deal. And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated. …But not quite. Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer. No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi. The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more. Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own. So that’s been the art world for the last two years. Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack. Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday. Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.” ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page: Two things: 1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post. 2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person. Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor. An older project, but he also did this: (x) oh dude hes metal as fuck  Every addition to this post is better than the last. Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again? Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it. Me: Me: :) After seeing this, I wanted to go look more into Stuart semple’s stuff, and I found this With this in the description “Anyone*” I wonder who he could want to not have any England??? Stuart semple is great and he is out here fighting with wonderful pettiness

Birthday
Birthday
douchebag
douchebag
dude
dude
England
England
Facebook
Facebook
Fucking
Fucking
God
God
Instagram
Instagram
Internet
Internet
Jesus
Jesus
Lawyer
Lawyer
Life
Life
lit
lit
Money
Money
oh my god
oh my god
petty
petty
shade
shade
shit
shit
Some More
Some More
Sorry
Sorry
Target
Target
tumblr
tumblr
Twitter
Twitter
Queen
Queen
Work
Work
Army
Army
Best
Best
Black
Black
Blog
Blog
Buzzfeed
Buzzfeed
Chat
Chat
Cloud
Cloud
Diamond
Diamond
facebook.com
facebook.com
Free
Free
Fuck
Fuck
Giant
Giant
Good
Good
Guess
Guess
Help
Help
Http
Http
Information
Information
Live
Live
London
London
Mean
Mean
Mobile
Mobile
Neighbors
Neighbors
Paint
Paint
Penis
Penis
Pink
Pink
Quite
Quite
Science
Science
Star
Star
Stuff
Stuff
Time
Time
World
World
Amazing
Amazing
Awesome
Awesome
Charming
Charming
Belief
Belief
Change
Change
Elitism
Elitism
Fuck That
Fuck That
Government
Government
Guess Who
Guess Who
Hope
Hope
Knowledge
Knowledge
Lawyers
Lawyers
Lying
Lying
Nonsense
Nonsense
Wonder
Wonder
Metal
Metal
Captioned
Captioned
A Picture
A Picture
Alright
Alright
Anti
Anti
Artist
Artist
Asshole
Asshole
Back
Back
Been
Been
Best Of
Best Of
Blank
Blank
how
how
answers
answers
got
got
drama
drama
media
media
page
page
art
art
gate
gate
answer
answer
idea
idea
another
another
strike back
strike back
blood
blood
the help
the help
yes
yes
eye
eye
human
human
com
com
memento
memento
moose
moose
the internet
the internet
glass
glass
wanted
wanted
data
data
gay
gay
class
class
light
light
plastic
plastic
the call
the call
who
who
project
project
key
key
him
him
stick
stick
can
can
one
one
powder
powder
one day
one day
paint it black
paint it black
img
img
down
down
dare
dare
kissing
kissing
png
png
nov
nov
reach
reach
making a
making a
man
man
safe
safe
thinner
thinner
planet
planet
fighting
fighting
aka
aka
day
day
why
why
model
model
will
will
shampoo
shampoo
t-shirt
t-shirt
jpg
jpg
think
think
own
own
did
did
them
them
bean
bean
first
first
picture
picture
make
make
they
they
thing
thing
public
public
chan
chan
new
new
painting
painting
you
you
toxic
toxic
windex
windex
call
call
july
july
studio apartment
studio apartment
src
src
real
real
shirt
shirt
now
now
fyi
fyi
pure
pure
person
person
comments
comments
human being
human being
celsius
celsius
post
post
works
works
middle finger
middle finger
what
what
studio
studio
still
still
strike
strike
made
made
for
for
human eye
human eye
cloud gate
cloud gate
context
context
profit
profit
www
www
finger
finger
glow
glow
events
events
products
products
this is it
this is it
rich
rich
memento mori
memento mori
role model
role model
anish kapoor
anish kapoor
installation
installation
hold
hold
product
product
use
use
href
href
enter
enter
event
event
look
look
more
more
popular
popular
this
this
the best
the best
that guy
that guy
get
get
excited
excited
im sorry
im sorry
i know
i know
great
great
like
like
laugh
laugh
my god
my god
this is
this is
making
making
problem
problem
guy
guy
poor
poor
always
always
do you
do you
what do
what do
full
full
what a
what a
such
such
damn
damn
look at it
look at it
style
style
help me
help me
probably
probably
just
just
everything
everything
though
though
glitter
glitter
possible
possible
sale
sale
because
because
deal
deal
wonderful
wonderful
iridescent
iridescent
exactly
exactly
bought
bought
everyone
everyone
someone
someone
black art
black art
everything wrong with
everything wrong with
oh my
oh my
tmblr
tmblr
hes
hes
pour
pour
meanwhile
meanwhile
reflective
reflective
no way
no way
insult
insult
gonna
gonna
drawn
drawn
sucks
sucks
saying
saying
i think
i think
what did
what did
defeated
defeated
seeing
seeing
heck
heck
the fuck
the fuck
thrilled
thrilled
damn it
damn it
carefully
carefully
missed
missed
i wonder
i wonder
i live
i live
what do you
what do you
legally
legally
diamond dust
diamond dust
epitome
epitome
cheap
cheap
pretty
pretty
literally
literally
dust
dust
except
except
same
same
talking
talking
shift
shift
their
their
ever
ever
however
however
prick
prick
mofo
mofo
classy
classy
thus
thus
yours
yours
posted
posted
actual
actual
potentially
potentially
line
line
there
there
sometime
sometime
orig
orig
paint thinner
paint thinner
a penis
a penis
support
support
no
 no
pissed
 pissed
called
 called
sit down
 sit down
message
 message
something
 something
see
 see
things
 things
better
 better
hard
 hard
hands
 hands
way
 way
need
 need
know
 know
want
 want
wrong
 wrong
yet
 yet
year
 year
years
 years
two
 two
npf
 npf
gets
 gets
feud
 feud
hurt
 hurt
hates
 hates
again
 again
small
 small
fighter
 fighter
painted
 painted
deserve
 deserve
so what
 so what
dollars
 dollars
fuckface
 fuckface
apartment
 apartment
being gay
 being gay
the point
 the point
not quite
 not quite
expensive
 expensive
miniature
 miniature
explosive
 explosive
gay jesus
 gay jesus
completely
 completely
tumblr blog
 tumblr blog
temperature
 temperature
hard to get
 hard to get
who the fuck
 who the fuck
how could you
 how could you
art installation
 art installation
has-been-made
has-been-made
out
out
over
over
point
point
sealed
sealed
special
special
Mean Look
Mean Look
Fuck That Guy
Fuck That Guy
No Fucking Idea
No Fucking Idea
Giant Douchebag
Giant Douchebag
Pettiness
Pettiness
Colours
Colours
Off
Off
Description
Description
Moved
Moved
Artists
Artists
Forget
Forget
How Dare
How Dare
And
And
Here
Here
Cant
Cant
Wish
Wish
Www Facebook Com
Www Facebook Com
Posts
Posts
Height
Height
100
100
Anti Government
Anti Government
A Lot
A Lot
Take This
Take This
This Post
This Post
Elite
Elite
Actually
Actually
Smells Like
Smells Like
Good Guy
Good Guy
Older
Older
Stuart
Stuart
That
That
The Bean
The Bean
Lab
Lab
But
But
Not
Not
Last
Last
Fucked
Fucked
You Are
You Are
In Class
In Class
Original
Original
Piss Off
Piss Off
Laboratory
Laboratory
Get Fucked
Get Fucked
Metal As Fuck
Metal As Fuck
Give
Give
The
The
The First
The First
Darkest
Darkest
Banned
Banned
Piss
Piss
Queen Of
Queen Of
A Good
A Good
From
From
Bonus
Bonus
Basically
Basically
Buy
Buy
Important
Important
I Wish
I Wish
Midwest
Midwest
Your
Your
Plans
Plans
Save
Save
Rights
Rights
Its
Its
Part
Part
Lawsuit
Lawsuit
Status
Status
Every
Every
Cherries
Cherries
Take
Take
Starts
Starts
My Art
My Art
Many
Many
Has Been
Has Been
Kind
Kind
Needs
Needs
Free Time
Free Time
Will Not
Will Not
Lying Down
Lying Down
Ends
Ends
Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜…
Ÿ˜…
Cannot
Cannot
As Fuck
As Fuck
Holding
Holding
Phaze
Phaze
Especially
Especially
Kind Of
Kind Of
Flips
Flips
Very
Very
The Answer
The Answer
I Had
I Had
Sit
Sit
Role
Role
Without
Without
What Did He Do
What Did He Do
While
While
Looks
Looks
After
After
Vantablack
Vantablack
Biodegradable
Biodegradable
I Hope
I Hope
Collections
Collections
Mcgee
Mcgee
Was
Was
With
With
Half
Half
2 0
2 0
Www Facebook
Www Facebook
Middle
Middle
Investigation
Investigation
Found
Found
Know This
Know This
In A
In A
Are
Are
Have
Have
Figure
Figure
Four
Four
Going
Going
If You
If You
Twitter Com
Twitter Com
Had
Had
Width
Width
I Mean
I Mean
Do Not
Do Not
Also
Also
Floor
Floor
Is It
Is It
On The Internet
On The Internet
Img Src
Img Src
A Href
A Href
Https
Https
Available
Available
Borders
Borders
Apartments
Apartments
Which
Which
Only
Only
About
About
Does
Does
Associate
Associate
Tumblr Com
Tumblr Com
Dex
Dex
Purchase
Purchase
Degrees
Degrees
Has
Has
For Sale
For Sale
Lot
Lot
Confirm
Confirm
Being
Being
Most
Most
Against
Against
Extremely
Extremely
Added
Added
Applied
Applied
Inline
Inline
Kapoor
Kapoor
Pigment
Pigment
The Midwest
The Midwest
Is Just
Is Just
That You Are
That You Are
Good Person
Good Person
Second
Second
Happens
Happens
Than
Than
Good Laugh
Good Laugh
Sell
Sell
His
His
Last Year
Last Year
Some
Some
Everybody
Everybody
Worlds
Worlds
Careful
Careful
Wondered
Wondered
Pounds
Pounds
Thousands
Thousands
Classes
Classes
Claiming
Claiming
Could
Could
Costs
Costs
Slightly
Slightly
Having
Having
Behalf
Behalf
Bit
Bit
Less
Less
Out Here
Out Here
Repeatedly
Repeatedly
The Same
The Same
A Good Person
A Good Person
A Lot Of Money
A Lot Of Money
A Lot Of
A Lot Of
A New
A New
About The
About The
Addition
Addition
And Also
And Also
And Is
And Is
And You Get
And You Get
And You
And You
Anish
Anish
Any
Any
Attending
Attending
Blood Drawn
Blood Drawn
Built
Built
But I
But I
Covered In
Covered In
Exactly Two
Exactly Two
For The
For The
Forget This
Forget This
Fucking Classy
Fucking Classy
Get The
Get The
Get Them
Get Them
Gives Me Life
Gives Me Life
Guy For
Guy For
Have It
Have It
How Dare He
How Dare He
Https Www Facebook Com
Https Www Facebook Com
I Live For
I Live For
In The
In The
In There
In There
Into
Into
Is A
Is A
Is Not
Is Not
Is That
Is That
It Got Better
It Got Better
It Is
It Is
It It
It It
Its Like
Its Like
Just Released
Just Released
Like A
Like A
Me Life
Me Life
Mori
Mori
My Blood
My Blood
No Fucking
No Fucking
Non
Non
On Behalf Of
On Behalf Of
Poor Artist
Poor Artist
A Thing
A Thing
Across
Across
Affiliated
Affiliated
Afford
Afford
Aptly
Aptly
Ruin
Ruin
As Always
As Always
As To
As To
Associates
Associates
At The Very Least
At The Very Least
Entire
Entire
Highly
Highly
In No Way
In No Way
Incredibly
Incredibly
Invented
Invented
Leaked
Leaked
Least
Least
Live For
Live For
Live In
Live In
Lower
Lower
Ones
Ones
Out There
Out There
Properly
Properly
Referred
Referred
Semple
Semple
Subtype
Subtype
Talking To
Talking To
The Most
The Most
The Rich
The Rich
Thousand
Thousand
To Be
To Be
2017
2017
Gives
Gives
Gonna Make
Gonna Make
Doesn
Doesn
Covered
Covered
The Last
The Last
Youve
Youve
Launches
Launches
Isn
Isn
To Go
To Go
What Happens
What Happens
Released
Released
Me
Me
Decides
Decides
Better Than
Better Than
Me Why
Me Why
I Found
I Found
Look At
Look At
My
My
We Deserve
We Deserve
Puts
Puts
300
300
Created
Created
2
2
What I
What I
Have Any
Have Any
You Get
You Get
Makes
Makes
Arrangements
Arrangements
Im
Im
Not Associate
Not Associate
Think We
Think We
He Does
He Does
Like To
Like To
Going To
Going To
Man Holding
Man Holding
They Call
They Call
Call It
Call It
I Think We
I Think We
See What
See What
Smells
Smells
His Hands
His Hands
I Wanted
I Wanted
Do You Need
Do You Need
Everything Wrong
Everything Wrong
That Was
That Was
Who Can
Who Can
He Also
He Also
Visible
Visible
Be Very
Be Very
Has Made
Has Made
Turns
Turns
Wonder Who
Wonder Who
Did He
Did He
Will Ruin
Will Ruin
At
At
Buys
Buys
I Wonder Who
I Wonder Who
Will Be
Will Be
But He
But He
Some Of
Some Of
See What Happens
See What Happens
Get A
Get A
Brightest
Brightest
Just Works
Just Works
Releases
Releases
Wrong With
Wrong With
So I
So I
Can Get
Can Get
His Free
His Free
Lang
Lang
Bean Was
Bean Was
You Need
You Need
That He
That He
Are Not
Are Not
Make An
Make An
Without Saying
Without Saying
He Can
He Can
A
A
B
B
It
It
Oh
Oh
Coffee Mug
Coffee Mug
Buy
Buy
Bernie Sanders Supporters
Bernie Sanders Supporters
Greit
Greit
spread the word
 spread the word
girl please
 girl please
unilad
unilad
experienced
experienced
luis
luis
yours
yours

dex ORIGINAL NOV Windex the Bean 15 726 2113 Paint the Bean black so they can't Windex it NOV 13 726 2113 Paint Thinner Pour Paint Thinner On The Bean After They Paint It Black So We Can Windex NOV 13 frnkjpeg debthestoner rrdcooc addakax mysticalalleycat politicalcdnmama theresagooseinthemainframe 0-memento-mori-0 justaplate claydart starlitskyes frosttrix extremedistressorstellarblowjob queen-of-heck brightoncemore todayiwrotenothing gay-jesus-probably solongstarbird akamine-chan phantomofthebookstore dragonastra jasperzilla moose-shampoo if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest this is it You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean It’s called Cloud Gate and artist Anish Kapoor yes THAT Anish Kapoor hates that we call it the Bean But i mean look at it It’s a bean How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for So sometime last year ? science invented Vantablack which is the darkest possible shade of black Art world got incredibly excited But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab it’s hard to get a hold of and is extremely expensive Enter Anish Kapoor aka FuckFace McGee Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it and he’s kind of a prick about it Art world is not thrilled with that Enter Stuart Semple Stuart Semple is an artist and also makes pigments to sell in his free time Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense and Anish Kapoor’s dickery Stuart Semple makes a new pigment the brightest shade of pink ever called Pinkest Pink and puts it for sale on the internet To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor Literally to purchase you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor do not associate with him and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates Art world has a good laugh everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome and damn it we deserve something Anish Kapoor however is a penis and will not take this lying down because HOW DARE he not have literally everything Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink and being such a classy human being posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink captioned with “Up yours #pink” Everyone flips shit because Y’know Fuck that guy Especially Stuart Semple For context here Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem He’s a giant douchebag Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink and plans to strike back He does so by releasing two new products First is Diamond Dust which is a glitter made from glass so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied but glitters like a mofo It’s the most reflective glitter out there and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor And it being made of glass if you stick your finger in there it’s going to hurt quite a bit so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this asshole see what happens” Except without saying that because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy He also releases Black 20 created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide Black 20 is the answer to Vantablack Black 20 is a slightly less black black but looks functionally the same to the human eye It’s completely safe smells like cherries and costs four pounds Vantablack is highly toxic potentially explosive needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly can’t be moved across borders can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful and costs thousands of dollars Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack He is the only human being who cannot use Black 20 So I think we can guess who got the better deal And thus the feud ends Kapoor defeated …But not quite Kapoor in this entire afair has made exactly two comments to the public The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer No lawsuit has been made yet fyi The point is Kapoor is a prick and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes So one day in July 2017 he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment and starts making arrangements to have it built His neighbors are fucking pissed because this will ruin the light of their apartments They call to Semple to save them or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more Semple answers to the call and releases two new paints Phaze and Shift as always banned to Kapoor They change colours Phaze with temperature and Shift is just iridescent Shift needs to be painted over Black 20 to work and Phaze just works on its own So that’s been the art world for the last two years Basically get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor To the best of your knowledge information and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor” ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light called aptly ‘Lit’ This is from their product page Two things 1 “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post 2 I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money What a good person Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple good guy for the planet and artists fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor An older project but he also did this x oh dude hes metal as fuck Every addition to this post is better than the last Me being gay and having my blood drawn so…what do you need my blood for again? Stuart Semple gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it Me Me After seeing this I wanted to go look more into Stuart semple’s stuff and I found this With this in the description “Anyone*” I wonder who he could want to not have any England??? Stuart semple is great and he is out here fighting with wonderful pettiness Meme

found @ 24 likes ON 2019-10-28 12:08:47 BY ME.ME

source: tumblr