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Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex legitimately thought he killed me with his dick?? Ok so picture this I'm 18 and excited about sex trying out some new positions We are having sex in a pretty similar position to this And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a god damn Slip N Slide ok And hes pounding at it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go right back in But something is wrong He's about to enter The Wrong Hole And my eyes widen I go to shout noooo!!l But it's all happening too fast He thrusts right into my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder and leap right up onto my feet We had only been dating a couple of months at this time and there was something very important he did not know about me I am a chronic fainter If I'm in pain or if I see my own blood I will pass the fuck out I get real quiet and turn to him and say I am going to pass out He doesn't know I'm serious he thinks I'm just being emotional and he's like no baby come here but as he finishes that sentence i faint and my head ping pongs off my metal bed frame onto the wall and then finally my whole body falls on the ground He has never seen anybody faint before and naturally assumes I'm dead A couple minutes later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked chest Like this motherfucker really thought he sent me to the grave with some accidental anal sex SIMONE I AM YELLING Joining tumbir was worth it just to read this I didn't make a terrible mistake 9 years ago after all this is Shakespearean levels of drama Source theyellowbrickroad 86867 notes Meme
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notes
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months
chronic
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couple
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eyes
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then
finally
my ex
having sex
might
and then
hes
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seen
legitimately
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my eyes
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anybody
pretty
ever
go to
terrible
there
too
motherfucker
come here
no
something
see
wall
hard
worth
minutes
come
know
wrong
later
say
ago
years
leap
pass
grave
thrusts
mistake
im dead
naturally
eyes widen
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slip n slide
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this motherfucker
out
slide
sobbing
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the wrong hole
off
pussy is so wet
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i see
And
Body
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About Me
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Im In
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That
Chest
But
Not
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No Baby
The
Sent
Important
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Trying
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Levels
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Frame
Very
Falls
Pounding
Didnt
Ex
About To
After
OK
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With
Awaken
In A
Are
Going
Had
Goes
My Pussy
Did I
Only
About
Bed Frame
Has
Before
Being
Position
Positions
I Scream
Tell
My Own
Sentence
Thinks
His
Some
Having
Its All
Ok So
About The
All This
And There
But Its
Get Real
He Has
He Killed
I Didnt
Im In Pain
If I
Into
Killed
Levels Of
Me To
Pass The
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did
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real
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the time
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notes
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picture this
picture this
months
months
chronic
chronic
slip
slip
enter
enter
happening
happening
read
read
this
this
get
get
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really
really
noooo
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couple
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like
like
right
right
dead
dead
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worth it
eyes
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just
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then
then
finally
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my ex
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might
might
and then
and then
hes
hes
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seen
seen
legitimately
legitimately
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yelling
my eyes
my eyes
like this
like this
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anybody
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ever
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motherfucker
come here
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no
no
something
something
see
see
wall
wall
hard
hard
worth
worth
minutes
minutes
come
come
know
know
wrong
wrong
later
later
say
say
ago
ago
years
years
leap
leap
pass
pass
grave
grave
thrusts
thrusts
mistake
mistake
im dead
im dead
naturally
naturally
eyes widen
eyes widen
im serious
im serious
slip n slide
slip n slide
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i am going to
this motherfucker
this motherfucker
out
out
slide
slide
sobbing
sobbing
None
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None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
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Too Fast
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That
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Not
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Very
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Its All
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Ok So
About The
About The
All This
All This
And There
And There
But Its
But Its
Get Real
Get Real
He Has
He Has
He Killed
He Killed
I Didnt
I Didnt
Im In Pain
Im In Pain
If I
If I
Into
Into
Killed
Killed
Levels Of
Levels Of
Me To
Me To
Pass The
Pass The
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