All people with blue eyes can be traced
back to one person who lived near the
Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2
Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.
You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life
Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.
Gram-gram knew how to party
dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.
All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs
found @ 28 likes ON 2019-11-27 19:03:18 BY ME.ME