Ass, Bad, and Fucking: did you know?
 On the Pottermore website,
 J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop.
 There's an excerpt about the Chamber
 of Secrets that says wizards didn't need
 toilets because they 'simply relieved
 themselves where they stood
 and vanished the evidence.
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did-you-kno:
On the Pottermore website,
J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop.
There’s an excerpt about the Chamber
of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need
toilets because they ‘simply relieved
themselves where they stood,
and vanished the evidence.’  Source Source 2
i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

fuck this is b a d


This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets


The what?




Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.


Listen I work in an office with a honeycomb setup, which means I share a desk with THREE OTHER PEOPLE, and I thought I was so slick reading tumblr all secrety and I had to PUT MY HEAD DOWN so as not to fucking explode into laughter because of vanish me poopum I have TEARS in my eyes and I had to hide this from THE WHOLE VICINITY because I CANNOT explain that

how do i unsee a post

jjayabrams: congalineofdurin: brookeawooka: unpicasso: mutant-aesthetic: liquored-up-rifleman: mutant-aesthetic: zahnegott: wroughtornot: did-you-kno: On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell  fuck this is b a d This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test. Listen I work in an office with a honeycomb setup, which means I share a desk with THREE OTHER PEOPLE, and I thought I was so slick reading tumblr all secrety and I had to PUT MY HEAD DOWN so as not to fucking explode into laughter because of vanish me poopum I have TEARS in my eyes and I had to hide this from THE WHOLE VICINITY because I CANNOT explain that how do i unsee a post

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did you know? On the Pottermore website JK Rowling explains how wizards poop There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence PHOTO WARNER BROS DIDYOUKNOWFACTSCOM jjayabrams congalineofdurin brookeawooka unpicasso mutant-aesthetic liquored-up-rifleman mutant-aesthetic zahnegott wroughtornot did-you-kno On the Pottermore website JK Rowling explains how wizards poop There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence’ Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell fuck this is b a d This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest slimiest shit of his life out of stress And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test Listen I work in an office with a honeycomb setup which means I share a desk with THREE OTHER PEOPLE and I thought I was so slick reading tumblr all secrety and I had to PUT MY HEAD DOWN so as not to fucking explode into laughter because of vanish me poopum I have TEARS in my eyes and I had to hide this from THE WHOLE VICINITY because I CANNOT explain that how do i unsee a post Meme

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