Fake, Food, and Fucking: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS
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 DIHYDROGEN
 MONOXIDE
 AWARENESS
 THAT'S A HIGHER PH LEVEL
 THAN ANY OTHER ACID!
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dihydrogenmonoxideawareness:

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.
We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.
My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.
Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down. 



I. Fucking. Love. This.
This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.


may our education be stronger than fake news


Amen.

To those who don’t get it:
“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work
yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

youngalientype: mod2amaryllis: chubby-aphrodite: darthlenaplant: nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams: bluegone: etherealastraea: dihydrogenmonoxideawareness: Why would anyone want to consume it!? I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth. We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products. My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media. Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down. I. Fucking. Love. This. This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works. may our education be stronger than fake news Amen. To those who don’t get it: “Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O. another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work yup.  that’s a higher number alright. “Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

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DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS AN ACID WITHA PH LEVEL OF7 DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AWARENESS THAT'S A HIGHER PH LEVEL THAN ANY OTHER ACID! youngalientype mod2amaryllis chubby-aphrodite darthlenaplant nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams bluegone etherealastraea dihydrogenmonoxideawareness Why would anyone want to consume it!? I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells but also in infant formula and pet food It is a huge component of acid rain can cause severe burns and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical No bans no warning labels and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products My students are outraged We talk about what we can do Create posters and flyers to spread awareness Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO Spread this information all over social media Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that…when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down I Fucking Love This This is how misinformation works How propaganda works How manipulation works may our education be stronger than fake news Amen To those who don’t get it “Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water AKA H2O another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work yup that’s a higher number alright “Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died” Meme

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