Canada
Canada

Canada

Columbia
Columbia

Columbia

Drive
Drive

Drive

Gas Station
Gas Station

Gas Station

Taxi
Taxi

Taxi

Watch
Watch

Watch

British
British

British

Idiot
Idiot

Idiot

Jumped
Jumped

Jumped

Never
Never

Never

Thathappened
Thathappened

Thathappened

Cigarette
Cigarette

Cigarette

All The
All The

All The

All the Things
All the Things

All the Things

Back
Back

Back

car
car

car

random
random

random

garbage
garbage

garbage

who
who

who

him
him

him

victoria
victoria

victoria

fuel
fuel

fuel

emergency
emergency

emergency

driver
driver

driver

criminal
criminal

criminal

september
september

september

cop
cop

cop

british columbia
british columbia

british columbia

cigarettes
cigarettes

cigarettes

all
all

all

door
door

door

evidence
evidence

evidence

services
services

services

now
now

now

extra
extra

extra

what
what

what

store
store

store

stolen
stolen

stolen

for
for

for

customer
customer

customer

robbery
robbery

robbery

this
this

this

get
get

get

laughing
laughing

laughing

stop
stop

stop

right
right

right

guy
guy

guy

full
full

full

knife
knife

knife

just
just

just

cop car
cop car

cop car

then
then

then

because
because

because

wait
wait

wait

regular
regular

regular

pull up
pull up

pull up

and then
and then

and then

happened
happened

happened

idiocy
idiocy

idiocy

away
away

away

random guy
random guy

random guy

seeing
seeing

seeing

stupid
stupid

stupid

illegal
illegal

illegal

unbeknownst
unbeknownst

unbeknownst

crook
crook

crook

things
 things

things

bag
 bag

bag

the idiot
 the idiot

the idiot

drive away
 drive away

drive away

can't stop
 can't stop

can't stop

we cant stop
 we cant stop

we cant stop

stop laughing
 stop laughing

stop laughing

cant stop laughing
cant stop laughing

cant stop laughing

station
station

station

None
None

None

And
And

And

Cant
Cant

Cant

Gas
Gas

Gas

That
That

That

Rob
Rob

Rob

The Door
The Door

The Door

Arrested
Arrested

Arrested

The
The

The

I Have
I Have

I Have

Take
Take

Take

Locked
Locked

Locked

Pulled
Pulled

Pulled

Pull
Pull

Pull

Holding
Holding

Holding

While
While

While

After
After

After

Pulls
Pulls

Pulls

Dialogue
Dialogue

Dialogue

Watched
Watched

Watched

Behind
Behind

Behind

With
With

With

Fill
Fill

Fill

Takes
Takes

Takes

Slams
Slams

Slams

Comes
Comes

Comes

In A
In A

In A

Have
Have

Have

Statement
Statement

Statement

Burgundy
Burgundy

Burgundy

Has
Has

Has

Most
Most

Most

Driven
Driven

Driven

Thinks
Thinks

Thinks

Runs
Runs

Runs

His
His

His

Some
Some

Some

Himself
Himself

Himself

A Knife
A Knife

A Knife

For The
For The

For The

Garbage Bag
Garbage Bag

Garbage Bag

Into
Into

Into

Me To
Me To

Me To

Never Happened
Never Happened

Never Happened

Non
Non

Non

Of All The Things
Of All The Things

Of All The Things

Displaying Full Evidence Of Idiocy BRITISH COLUMBIA CANADA CRIMINAL &ILLEGAL EMERGENCY SERVICES EXTRA STUPID GAS STATION NON-DIALOGUE VICTORIA RIGHT I SEPTEMBER 29 2017 A customer pulls up in a burgundy taxi tells the driver to wait and then comes into the store He then pulls a knife and a garbage bag and tells me to fill the bag with cartons of cigarettes I fill the bag and watch as the crook then runs into what he thinks is his burgundy taxi and slams the door behind himself Unbeknownst to him I have just watched the taxi drive away after seeing him attempt to rob the store and a burgundy cop car driven by a store regular pull up Now the cop has just pulled into the gas station to get fuel and some random guy has jumped into the back of his cop car holding a knife and a bag full of stolen cigarette cartons and locked himself in It takes a full hour for the cop to take my statement because we can't stop laughing at the idiot who arrested himself while holding the evidence of his robbery Meme

found ON 2019-01-14 02:55:59 BY ME.ME