district of columbia > jobs> government reply Posted about 2 hours ago Senior Official Washington DC A prominent federal government agency seeks a top-level manager for a staff of approximately 2000 We are looking for someone to improve the performance of a staff consisting almost entirely of D-list opportunists Requirements Experience working closely with the elderly in the early to middle stages of dementia Experience running a family business rife with nepotism and meddling incompetent relatives Willing to be on-call 247 to respond to national emergencies urgent calls from world leaders and Twitter shit-storms WASHINGTON West Potomac Nice to have Russian language fluency Established relationship with a personal criminal defense attorney Ability to obtain a high-level security clearance a plus but not strictly required apparently © craigslist-Map data © OpenStreetMap Pennsylvania Avenue at 16th Street google map Principals only Recruiters please don't contact this job poster do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers e compensation $179700 per year Many perks including a security detail and weekly trips to golf resorts aboarda customized Boeing 747 employment type full-time post id 6769672891posted about 2 hours ago updated about 2 hours ago email to friend best of 12 Meme

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