BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️) [editor’s note: “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️]

Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's happy @DrSmashlove BRO HONEST QUESTION WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH VERY COZY VERY CLASSY BUT ALSO A LIL BORING? LIKE IF DERRICK who use to cheerlead at Ohio state ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏 THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️ editor’s note “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️ Meme

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