Don't fly me It has been reported that an employee for Ansett Australia Airlines who happened to have the last name of Gay got on a plane recently using the company's 'Free Flight' offer for staff However when Mr Gay tried to take his seat he found it being occupied by a fare paying passenger So not to make a fuss he simply chose another seat Unknown to Mr Gay another Ansett flight at the airport experienced mechanical problems The passengers of this flight were being re-routed to various other airplanes A few were put on Mr Gay's flight and anyone who was holding a free ticket was being 'bumped Ansett officials armed with a list of these freebee' ticket holders boarded the plane as is the practise to remove them in favour of fare paying passengers Of course our Mr Gay was not sitting in his assigned seat as you may remember So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr Gay was supposed to be sitting she asked a startled customer Are you gay? The man shyly nodded that he was at which point she demanded Then you have to get off the plane Mr Gay overhearing what the Agent had said tried to clear up the situation You've got the wrong man I'm Gay! This caused an angry third passenger to yell Hell! I'm gay too! They can't kick us all off! Confusion reined as more and more passengers began yelling that Ansett had no right to remove gays from their flights New York Times The Plane Had a Hard Time Flying Straight After That Meme

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