eggtrolls god I'm absolutely going to hell I'm sorry guys I was at my friend's engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don't drink and I especially do not drink tequila blue or otherwise so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people's glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct and one of my friends was like 'ho what in god's name are you doing' and I didn't know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said I'm toasting and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hel toast Meme

found @ 24 likes ON 2019-03-03 16:32:21 BY ME.ME

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