eggtrolls god I'm absolutely going to hell I'm sorry guys I was at my friend's engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don't drink and I especially do not drink tequila blue or otherwise so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people's glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct and one of my friends was like 'ho what in god's name are you doing' and I didn't know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said I'm toasting' and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell Toasting Meme
ass
Friends
God
nasty
Party
Sorry
Blue
Glasses
How To
Tequila
Hell
how
cheers
table
foot
bread
soul
wheat
one
name
gods
own
yesterday
moment
you
what
piece
im sorry
like
that moment
guys
absolutely
just
everyone
are you
descend
are you doing
i just
i would
otherwise
rather
ass shots
circle
toasting
know
say
instead
drink
said
dont
my friends
drink tequila
i-didnt-know
shots
nasty ass
sorry guys
and in that moment
And
Basket
Going To Hell
I Dont Drink
That
But
Not
Engagement
The
How To Say
From
Slice
And One
Tapped
Especially
These
Didnt
About To
Felt
Legitimate
What In
I Dont
Was
With
Are
Going
In Gods Name
Of My
I Was
Do Not
About
Peoples
Against
Held
Doing
My Soul
My Own
Than
It Was
Beverage
But I
Circle Of Hell
Descendent
Didnt Know
Dont Drink
Drinking Tequila
I Didnt
Im Sorry Guys
Instead Of
Into
It Was A
On The Table
Piece Of Bread
To Do
Descendance
Descendancy
Descendant
Descender
Descendingly
found @ 28 likes ON 2019-03-04 03:02:57 BY ME.ME
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