Being alone
Being alone

Being alone

apparently
apparently

apparently

Disney
Disney

Disney

Fucking
Fucking

Fucking

Mood
Mood

Mood

Sex
Sex

Sex

Smell
Smell

Smell

The Worst
The Worst

The Worst

Control
Control

Control

Earth
Earth

Earth

Fuck
Fuck

Fuck

Girl
Girl

Girl

Magic
Magic

Magic

Pirates
Pirates

Pirates

Water
Water

Water

What Does
What Does

What Does

World
World

World

Girlfriend
Girlfriend

Girlfriend

Amazing
Amazing

Amazing

Hilarious
Hilarious

Hilarious

Old
Old

Old

Dumbo
Dumbo

Dumbo

Audio
Audio

Audio

Apparently Not
Apparently Not

Apparently Not

Applause
Applause

Applause

Back
Back

Back

Been
Been

Been

Boat
Boat

Boat

hidden
hidden

hidden

kingdom
kingdom

kingdom

pirates of the caribbean
pirates of the caribbean

pirates of the caribbean

another
another

another

her
her

her

dark
dark

dark

company
company

company

blow
blow

blow

rom
rom

rom

jack sparrow
jack sparrow

jack sparrow

big
big

big

him
him

him

can
can

can

caribbean
caribbean

caribbean

magic kingdom
magic kingdom

magic kingdom

down
down

down

the dark
the dark

the dark

mic
mic

mic

knowing
knowing

knowing

jack
jack

jack

fast
fast

fast

day
day

day

why
why

why

will
will

will

security
security

security

she
she

she

think
think

think

move
move

move

all
all

all

first
first

first

face
face

face

sparrow
sparrow

sparrow

they
they

they

queue
queue

queue

thing
thing

thing

sep
sep

sep

park
park

park

cast
cast

cast

new
new

new

you
you

you

biohazard
biohazard

biohazard

small world
small world

small world

call
call

call

combination
combination

combination

story
story

story

ship
ship

ship

inside
inside

inside

now
now

now

motion
motion

motion

scene
scene

scene

ran
ran

ran

what
what

what

times
times

times

notes
notes

notes

still
still

still

for
for

for

echoes
echoes

echoes

automatic
automatic

automatic

systems
systems

systems

security systems
security systems

security systems

load
load

load

spit
spit

spit

look
look

look

this
this

this

stop
stop

stop

couple
couple

couple

this is
this is

this is

couples
couples

couples

worst
worst

worst

problem
problem

problem

guy
guy

guy

nothing
nothing

nothing

font
font

font

why you
why you

why you

such
such

such

then
then

then

because
because

because

predicament
predicament

predicament

stop it
stop it

stop it

and then
and then

and then

shut down
shut down

shut down

sitting
sitting

sitting

shut
shut

shut

panicking
panicking

panicking

move on
move on

move on

yelling
yelling

yelling

5 minutes
5 minutes

5 minutes

a girl
a girl

a girl

the look
the look

the look

have sex
have sex

have sex

as if
as if

as if

realizing
realizing

realizing

literally
literally

literally

particular
particular

particular

their
their

their

it's a small world
it's a small world

it's a small world

priceless
priceless

priceless

pissed off
pissed off

pissed off

pissed
 pissed

pissed

better
 better

better

minutes
 minutes

minutes

later
 later

later

year
 year

year

much
 much

much

anyway
 anyway

anyway

years
 years

years

now this
 now this

now this

gets
 gets

gets

dont
 dont

dont

grave
 grave

grave

small
 small

small

warning
 warning

warning

told me
 told me

told me

pick up
 pick up

pick up

watching
 watching

watching

highlight
 highlight

highlight

15 minutes
 15 minutes

15 minutes

fantasyland
 fantasyland

fantasyland

at-this-point
at-this-point

at-this-point

out
out

out

over
over

over

ride
ride

ride

point
point

point

shocking
shocking

shocking

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Other
Other

Other

Its A
Its A

Its A

Walt
Walt

Walt

That
That

That

Try
Try

Try

Most Hilarious
Most Hilarious

Most Hilarious

Not
Not

Not

Where
Where

Where

Bitching
Bitching

Bitching

Spitting
Spitting

Spitting

This Girl
This Girl

This Girl

This Is Why
This Is Why

This Is Why

The
The

The

The First
The First

The First

50 Year Old
50 Year Old

50 Year Old

I Have A
I Have A

I Have A

From
From

From

Barbosa
Barbosa

Barbosa

I Have
I Have

I Have

Its
Its

Its

Exit
Exit

Exit

Every
Every

Every

Told
Told

Told

Booth
Booth

Booth

Has Been
Has Been

Has Been

Can Do
Can Do

Can Do

Weeks
Weeks

Weeks

Hasnt
Hasnt

Hasnt

Cou
Cou

Cou

Pick
Pick

Pick

Path
Path

Path

While
While

While

OK
OK

OK

Met
Met

Met

Such As
Such As

Such As

Watched
Watched

Watched

Scrubbed
Scrubbed

Scrubbed

Thats
Thats

Thats

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Our
Our

Our

Cameras
Cameras

Cameras

In A
In A

In A

Vehicles
Vehicles

Vehicles

Are
Are

Are

Have
Have

Have

The Guy
The Guy

The Guy

Had
Had

Had

The Booth
The Booth

The Booth

Sitting Alone
Sitting Alone

Sitting Alone

The Smell
The Smell

The Smell

About
About

About

Does
Does

Does

View
View

View

Has
Has

Has

Infrared
Infrared

Infrared

Being
Being

Being

Most
Most

Most

Loudspeaker
Loudspeaker

Loudspeaker

Theres
Theres

Theres

Changed
Changed

Changed

Employees
Employees

Employees

Than
Than

Than

Says
Says

Says

Started
Started

Started

Crimes
Crimes

Crimes

Along
Along

Along

His
His

His

Himself
Himself

Himself

Thousands
Thousands

Thousands

Go Down
Go Down

Go Down

Ok So
Ok So

Ok So

Roughly
Roughly

Roughly

The Ride
The Ride

The Ride

Worked
Worked

Worked

50 Year
50 Year

50 Year

Amazing Story
Amazing Story

Amazing Story

Being Watched
Being Watched

Being Watched

Better Mood
Better Mood

Better Mood

Call You
Call You

Call You

Coordinator
Coordinator

Coordinator

Does It
Does It

Does It

Fucking Water
Fucking Water

Fucking Water

Guests
Guests

Guests

Have A
Have A

Have A

In The
In The

In The

Into
Into

Into

Monitors
Monitors

Monitors

Most Amazing
Most Amazing

Most Amazing

Not Much
Not Much

Not Much

Quitters
Quitters

Quitters

espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view couples will still try to have sex while on the dark rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker other times as they exit they are met with applause rom knowing cast members thatdisneyworldblog l think this is the most hilarious thing autisticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for deerney Ok so I have a story I worked Fantasyland Dumbo at Magic Kingdom We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down shocking And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point and there's a couple sitting alone in the back So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years and convinces his girlfriend to blow him Now this girl is in the booth along with the coordinator watching this go down Literally There's not much they can do to stop it at this point other than notify security Then another problem arises The guy finishes and the girl makes the motion to spit In The Fucking Water Now if that load is released into the water thats an automatic biohazard and the ride is shut down for weeks The water is removed the ride path is scrubbed along with the ride vehicles and then new water is brought in Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists The worst combination on this earth Panicking at this predicament the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says Spitting is for quitters This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes The look on this woman's face was priceless She gazes up as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave and swallows I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they cou And this is why you dont fuck at Disney Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day 225723 notes Sep 21st 2018 Meme

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