Batman
Batman

Batman

Dogs
Dogs

Dogs

fuck you
fuck you

fuck you

Protest
Protest

Protest

Pets
Pets

Pets

Fuck
Fuck

Fuck

Happy
Happy

Happy

Jewelry
Jewelry

Jewelry

Time
Time

Time

Voice
Voice

Voice

Old
Old

Old

Dance
Dance

Dance

Decoration
Decoration

Decoration

Experience
Experience

Experience

Reason
Reason

Reason

Thought
Thought

Thought

Thathappened
Thathappened

Thathappened

Mom
Mom

Mom

A Sneeze
A Sneeze

A Sneeze

how
how

how

got
got

got

another
another

another

Dog
Dog

Dog

human
human

human

the batman
the batman

the batman

pig
pig

pig

him
him

him

one
one

one

refused
refused

refused

set
set

set

name
name

name

why
why

why

will
will

will

did
did

did

them
them

them

all
all

all

symbol
symbol

symbol

remember
remember

remember

they
they

they

new
new

new

you
you

you

now
now

now

the time
the time

the time

still
still

still

for
for

for

this
this

this

human dog
human dog

human dog

excited
excited

excited

i dont know
i dont know

i dont know

broke
broke

broke

thinking
thinking

thinking

like
like

like

right
right

right

youre
youre

youre

batman symbol
batman symbol

batman symbol

then
then

then

because
because

because

outside
outside

outside

bought
bought

bought

might
might

might

sometimes
sometimes

sometimes

my mom
my mom

my mom

happened
happened

happened

picky
picky

picky

putting
putting

putting

sneeze
sneeze

sneeze

i thought
i thought

i thought

seeing
seeing

seeing

right there
right there

right there

fairly
fairly

fairly

every time
every time

every time

i remember
i remember

i remember

usually
usually

usually

beg
beg

beg

were
were

were

there
there

there

choose
choose

choose

walk
 walk

walk

know
 know

know

want
 want

want

around
 around

around

gets
 gets

gets

wear
 wear

wear

tags
 tags

tags

leap
 leap

leap

dont
 dont

dont

ears
 ears

ears

prize
 prize

prize

large
 large

large

certain
 certain

certain

pendant
 pendant

pendant

difficult
 difficult

difficult

out
out

out

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Older
Older

Older

The New
The New

The New

That
That

That

Remove
Remove

Remove

But
But

But

Dont Know
Dont Know

Dont Know

So Happy
So Happy

So Happy

The
The

The

Piss
Piss

Piss

From
From

From

Your
Your

Your

My Dog
My Dog

My Dog

Would You
Would You

Would You

Every
Every

Every

Told
Told

Told

Take
Take

Take

Owners
Owners

Owners

Would You Like To
Would You Like To

Would You Like To

Necklace
Necklace

Necklace

Few
Few

Few

A Little
A Little

A Little

Pick
Pick

Pick

Didnt
Didnt

Didnt

Had To
Had To

Had To

I Dont
I Dont

I Dont

Thats
Thats

Thats

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Collar
Collar

Collar

Took
Took

Took

In A
In A

In A

Have
Have

Have

Had
Had

Had

Put
Put

Put

Equivalent
Equivalent

Equivalent

Put It
Put It

Put It

Which
Which

Which

Only
Only

Only

Has
Has

Has

Most
Most

Most

Figured
Figured

Figured

Theres
Theres

Theres

Second
Second

Second

Realized
Realized

Realized

Selection
Selection

Selection

His
His

His

Some
Some

Some

Himself
Himself

Himself

A Few
A Few

A Few

Sort
Sort

Sort

And Now
And Now

And Now

But I
But I

But I

But It
But It

But It

Dont Know How
Dont Know How

Dont Know How

Figured It Out
Figured It Out

Figured It Out

For The
For The

For The

He Has
He Has

He Has

I Dont Know How
I Dont Know How

I Dont Know How

I Figured It Out
I Figured It Out

I Figured It Out

It Broke
It Broke

It Broke

It Out
It Out

It Out

Jingle
Jingle

Jingle

Keychain
Keychain

Keychain

Like A
Like A

Like A

Of Fuck
Of Fuck

Of Fuck

Of The Time
Of The Time

Of The Time

Every time we take my dogs collar off my mom pets his ears and repeats you're nakey! in a babytalk voice Fairly certain that's a universal experience for all human dog owners My dog is told Would you like to wear your jewelry? And becomes excited He then chooses which necklace he'd like He has a few and they all have to have tags on them I discovered this because I bought him a second collar and he refused it with a sneeze that usually is his equivalent of fuck you I asked him why he didn't like it He did a dance I don't know how I figured it out but I remember putting the new collar on him and seeing him still beg for the older one and thinking there's got to be a reason It occurred to be that he might want a little jingle So I took an old keychain bauble and put it on his collar and he was so happy I thought he'd leap outside The whole walk he pranced around like a prize pig So I realized that the collar couldn't be a collar It had to be a necklace And now he has a large selection for every season each with a set of tags that have his name and some sort of jingle decoration Sometimes he gets downright picky He has one that has the Batman symbol on it and he prefers that most of the time but recently the tags on it broke and he flat out refused to walk until l'd transferred the tags from another collar to it But he has to choose the tags and he happened to pick a set that were difficult to remove But it has to be that pendant on that necklace or he'd piss himself right there in protest Meme

found ON 2019-01-01 20:58:34 BY ME.ME