“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that
“I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me
“It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use
“Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD
Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun
Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost!
Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.
“You know what? I have diarrhea.”
“Honestly…it’s none of your business “
For the last time i watched GBBO instead
Oh gosh, august 4th
I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit”
“You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!”
…..i love it
“I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.”
The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it.
hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways
im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why.
Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst
“You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-
found @ 28 likes ON 2019-08-28 08:15:54 BY ME.ME