ass
ass

ass

books
books

books

Desperate
Desperate

Desperate

Disney
Disney

Disney

Drunk
Drunk

Drunk

Energy
Energy

Energy

ether
ether

ether

family
family

family

Food
Food

Food

Football
Football

Football

Friends
Friends

Friends

Gatorade
Gatorade

Gatorade

goals
goals

goals

head
head

head

Money
Money

Money

movies
movies

movies

nasty
nasty

nasty

shit
shit

shit

soccer
soccer

soccer

Soon...
Soon...

Soon...

Sorry
Sorry

Sorry

sports
sports

sports

The Game
The Game

The Game

The Office
The Office

The Office

Usher
Usher

Usher

Lost
Lost

Lost

Work
Work

Work

Prison
Prison

Prison

Sang
Sang

Sang

Best
Best

Best

Black
Black

Black

Blue
Blue

Blue

Cross
Cross

Cross

Death
Death

Death

Dice
Dice

Dice

Earth
Earth

Earth

Fiat
Fiat

Fiat

Game
Game

Game

Good
Good

Good

Home
Home

Home

Hotel
Hotel

Hotel

House
House

House

Hurricane
Hurricane

Hurricane

Jobs
Jobs

Jobs

Kids
Kids

Kids

Logos
Logos

Logos

Magic
Magic

Magic

Match
Match

Match

Nature
Nature

Nature

Office
Office

Office

Power
Power

Power

The Gift
The Gift

The Gift

Time
Time

Time

United
United

United

White
White

White

Wife
Wife

Wife

Angry
Angry

Angry

Pro
Pro

Pro

Rough
Rough

Rough

Hope
Hope

Hope

Luck
Luck

Luck

Mind
Mind

Mind

Success
Success

Success

The Game I
The Game I

The Game I

Thes
Thes

Thes

DnD Greentext
DnD Greentext

DnD Greentext

Single
Single

Single

Applause
Applause

Applause

Asshole
Asshole

Asshole

Back
Back

Back

Been
Been

Been

Bong
Bong

Bong

how
how

how

league
league

league

soma
soma

soma

got
got

got

powers
powers

powers

simple
simple

simple

personal
personal

personal

ios
ios

ios

coach
coach

coach

dark
dark

dark

blood
blood

blood

proof
proof

proof

sat
sat

sat

divinity
divinity

divinity

rs3
rs3

rs3

working
working

working

make a
make a

make a

looking
looking

looking

player
player

player

random
random

random

act
act

act

led
led

led

table
table

table

horror
horror

horror

once
once

once

demon
demon

demon

next
next

next

ntr
ntr

ntr

boss
boss

boss

weekend
weekend

weekend

panther
panther

panther

spi
spi

spi

storm
storm

storm

bat
bat

bat

homebrew
homebrew

homebrew

who
who

who

character
character

character

concrete
concrete

concrete

him
him

him

tables
tables

tables

shop
shop

shop

can
can

can

fantasy
fantasy

fantasy

top
top

top

ide
ide

ide

the wall
the wall

the wall

crack
crack

crack

bastard
bastard

bastard

nat
nat

nat

one
one

one

fis
fis

fis

oppo
oppo

oppo

jersey
jersey

jersey

port
port

port

case
case

case

amt
amt

amt

team
team

team

the disney
the disney

the disney

disney land
disney land

disney land

play
play

play

hats
hats

hats

crossbow
crossbow

crossbow

basic
basic

basic

sport
sport

sport

eng
eng

eng

mø
mø

mø

portable
portable

portable

soccer ball
soccer ball

soccer ball

slime
slime

slime

set
set

set

name
name

name

craft
craft

craft

psychic
psychic

psychic

beyond
beyond

beyond

hal
hal

hal

cyclone
cyclone

cyclone

island
island

island

drag
drag

drag

ino
ino

ino

day
day

day

why
why

why

runes
runes

runes

plane
plane

plane

she
she

she

think
think

think

jam
jam

jam

gods
gods

gods

own
own

own

did
did

did

hot
hot

hot

them
them

them

move
move

move

all
all

all

first
first

first

wake
wake

wake

mol
mol

mol

sme
sme

sme

remember
remember

remember

make
make

make

they
they

they

mach
mach

mach

moment
moment

moment

clear
clear

clear

painting
painting

painting

you
you

you

haze
haze

haze

generators
generators

generators

gain
gain

gain

call
call

call

necromancy
necromancy

necromancy

door
door

door

consciousness
consciousness

consciousness

story
story

story

hat
hat

hat

inside
inside

inside

now
now

now

boing
boing

boing

the shack
the shack

the shack

ball
ball

ball

sup
sup

sup

extra
extra

extra

blue collar
blue collar

blue collar

chance
chance

chance

drs
drs

drs

son
son

son

what
what

what

quarter
quarter

quarter

amu
amu

amu

notes
notes

notes

houses
houses

houses

set up
set up

set up

made
made

made

ore
ore

ore

for
for

for

machine
machine

machine

pcs
pcs

pcs

our house
our house

our house

the house
the house

the house

tee
tee

tee

lung
lung

lung

east
east

east

gar
gar

gar

phase
phase

phase

cha
cha

cha

win
win

win

ito
ito

ito

totem
totem

totem

m&b
m&b

m&b

rto
rto

rto

factor
factor

factor

stadium
stadium

stadium

tong
tong

tong

lose
lose

lose

details
details

details

dry
dry

dry

straight
straight

straight

event
event

event

berg
berg

berg

used
used

used

hts
hts

hts

gana
gana

gana

brt
brt

brt

mature
mature

mature

homes
homes

homes

home office
home office

home office

janitor
janitor

janitor

empowerment
empowerment

empowerment

more
more

more

tran
tran

tran

the storm
the storm

the storm

winning
winning

winning

this
this

this

the best
the best

the best

neat
neat

neat

really
really

really

good luck
good luck

good luck

high
high

high

stop
stop

stop

done
done

done

i know
i know

i know

mary
mary

mary

like
like

like

right
right

right

serious
serious

serious

this is
this is

this is

nothing
nothing

nothing

mind blowing
mind blowing

mind blowing

nä

room
room

room

background
background

background

unfortunately
unfortunately

unfortunately

continue
continue

continue

tear
tear

tear

mundane
mundane

mundane

probably
probably

probably

hand
hand

hand

just
just

just

enough
enough

enough

the player
the player

the player

what happened
what happened

what happened

anything
anything

anything

swing
swing

swing

then
then

then

possible
possible

possible

because
because

because

end
end

end

outside
outside

outside

trough
trough

trough

realize
realize

realize

slow
slow

slow

bout
bout

bout

ripped
ripped

ripped

erased
erased

erased

teleport
teleport

teleport

happened
happened

happened

praying
praying

praying

next door neighbor
next door neighbor

next door neighbor

let's
let's

let's

went
went

went

came
came

came

in particular
in particular

in particular

away
away

away

ther
ther

ther

myself
myself

myself

fuzzy
fuzzy

fuzzy

redo
redo

redo

gonna
gonna

gonna

knew
knew

knew

gameplay
gameplay

gameplay

tearing
tearing

tearing

banish
banish

banish

leaving
leaving

leaving

synchronized
synchronized

synchronized

continues
continues

continues

goddamn
goddamn

goddamn

wth
wth

wth

i remember
i remember

i remember

call them
call them

call them

wile
wile

wile

seducing
seducing

seducing

preparing
preparing

preparing

samo
samo

samo

seemed
seemed

seemed

the winner
the winner

the winner

played
played

played

aggro
aggro

aggro

balding
balding

balding

my body
my body

my body

drat
drat

drat

the jersey
the jersey

the jersey

glowing
glowing

glowing

feverishly
feverishly

feverishly

shreds
shreds

shreds

kds
kds

kds

rta
rta

rta

pretty
pretty

pretty

rea
rea

rea

particular
particular

particular

arcane
arcane

arcane

whom
whom

whom

existence
existence

existence

hone
hone

hone

tart
tart

tart

rely
rely

rely

abandoned
abandoned

abandoned

ame
ame

ame

wel
wel

wel

tina
tina

tina

their
their

their

faced
faced

faced

ever
ever

ever

reminiscent
reminiscent

reminiscent

chores
chores

chores

ard
ard

ard

ust
ust

ust

obscene
obscene

obscene

seduce
seduce

seduce

although
although

although

ome
ome

ome

thus
thus

thus

ook
ook

ook

base
base

base

effect
effect

effect

wil
wil

wil

hasty
hasty

hasty

players
players

players

ths
ths

ths

sprung
sprung

sprung

latent
latent

latent

crude
crude

crude

were
were

were

rather
rather

rather

grab
grab

grab

line
line

line

career
career

career

draft
draft

draft

cont
cont

cont

began
began

began

ream
ream

ream

fades
fades

fades

too
too

too

revere
revere

revere

channeling
channeling

channeling

reside
reside

reside

oft
oft

oft

deny
deny

deny

boon
boon

boon

through
through

through

smashing
smashing

smashing

rol
rol

rol

the Accountant
 the Accountant

the Accountant

maintenance
 maintenance

maintenance

almost
 almost

almost

i cant
 i cant

i cant

no
 no

no

/tv/
 /tv/

/tv/

gift
 gift

gift

care
 care

care

something
 something

something

things
 things

things

wall
 wall

wall

hands
 hands

hands

way
 way

way

come
 come

come

know
 know

know

days
 days

days

much
 much

much

around
 around

around

lke
 lke

lke

two
 two

two

tre
 tre

tre

tie
 tie

tie

tres
 tres

tres

sled
 sled

sled

prep
 prep

prep

lash
 lash

lash

risk
 risk

risk

ents
 ents

ents

pass
 pass

pass

burn
 burn

burn

busy
 busy

busy

shack
 shack

shack

field
 field

field

lange
 lange

lange

heavy
 heavy

heavy

catch
 catch

catch

close
 close

close

lines
 lines

lines

shoot
 shoot

shoot

again
 again

again

actor
 actor

actor

baton
 baton

baton

small
 small

small

numbers
 numbers

numbers

hanging
 hanging

hanging

no hope
 no hope

no hope

starting
 starting

starting

splashes
 splashes

splashes

not even
 not even

not even

match up
 match up

match up

wreckage
 wreckage

wreckage

neighbor
 neighbor

neighbor

watching
 watching

watching

consuming
 consuming

consuming

no chance
 no chance

no chance

the point
 the point

the point

the power
 the power

the power

announcer
 announcer

announcer

caught up
 caught up

caught up

promotions
 promotions

promotions

hotel room
 hotel room

hotel room

on the floor
 on the floor

on the floor

fantasy sports
 fantasy sports

fantasy sports

sports announcer
 sports announcer

sports announcer

came-out-on-top
came-out-on-top

came-out-on-top

high-risk-high-reward
high-risk-high-reward

high-risk-high-reward

the-gift-shop
the-gift-shop

the-gift-shop

won
won

won

out
out

out

over
over

over

paid
paid

paid

point
point

point

winner
winner

winner

playing
playing

playing

earn
earn

earn

made-it
made-it

made-it

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Trapped
Trapped

Trapped

Elevated
Elevated

Elevated

Other
Other

Other

Body
Body

Body

Dive
Dive

Dive

Cant
Cant

Cant

Progress
Progress

Progress

Combat
Combat

Combat

Mowing
Mowing

Mowing

Both
Both

Both

Protect
Protect

Protect

Nat 20
Nat 20

Nat 20

Accountant
Accountant

Accountant

When
When

When

A Lot
A Lot

A Lot

Actually
Actually

Actually

Simply
Simply

Simply

That
That

That

Far Away
Far Away

Far Away

Forced
Forced

Forced

The Ass
The Ass

The Ass

But
But

But

Not
Not

Not

Cut
Cut

Cut

Sold
Sold

Sold

Count
Count

Count

Where
Where

Where

Sexual
Sexual

Sexual

Fucked
Fucked

Fucked

Butter
Butter

Butter

For Now
For Now

For Now

The
The

The

Early
Early

Early

The First
The First

The First

Game Day
Game Day

Game Day

Produce
Produce

Produce

Caught
Caught

Caught

From
From

From

Correct
Correct

Correct

Hanging Out
Hanging Out

Hanging Out

Theyre
Theyre

Theyre

Your
Your

Your

Its
Its

Its

Part
Part

Part

Every
Every

Every

Told
Told

Told

Take
Take

Take

Starts
Starts

Starts

To Shreds
To Shreds

To Shreds

Kind
Kind

Kind

Pretty Serious
Pretty Serious

Pretty Serious

Whon
Whon

Whon

During
During

During

Out Of Bounds
Out Of Bounds

Out Of Bounds

Few
Few

Few

Fow
Fow

Fow

Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜˜

Ÿ˜˜

Wys
Wys

Wys

Ÿ˜…
Ÿ˜…

Ÿ˜…

Holding
Holding

Holding

Ines
Ines

Ines

Carn
Carn

Carn

Ture
Ture

Ture

The Cut
The Cut

The Cut

Kind Of
Kind Of

Kind Of

Blowing
Blowing

Blowing

Amount
Amount

Amount

A Player
A Player

A Player

Very
Very

Very

Ended
Ended

Ended

I Had
I Had

I Had

Land
Land

Land

Without
Without

Without

Hee
Hee

Hee

Almony
Almony

Almony

While
While

While

Didnt
Didnt

Didnt

Bother
Bother

Bother

Eats
Eats

Eats

Looks
Looks

Looks

Office Worker
Office Worker

Office Worker

Interruption
Interruption

Interruption

Managed
Managed

Managed

After
After

After

Met
Met

Met

Hits
Hits

Hits

Oly
Oly

Oly

Wih
Wih

Wih

Wte
Wte

Wte

Yor
Yor

Yor

Onl
Onl

Onl

Stat
Stat

Stat

Wold
Wold

Wold

Downer
Downer

Downer

In The Game
In The Game

In The Game

Had To
Had To

Had To

Tucker
Tucker

Tucker

The Power Of
The Power Of

The Power Of

Round And Round
Round And Round

Round And Round

Lest
Lest

Lest

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Collar
Collar

Collar

Worker
Worker

Worker

Our
Our

Our

Rule
Rule

Rule

Comes
Comes

Comes

Found
Found

Found

In A
In A

In A

Cover
Cover

Cover

Are
Are

Are

Have
Have

Have

Going
Going

Going

Chronology
Chronology

Chronology

If You
If You

If You

Taking
Taking

Taking

Losses
Losses

Losses

Had
Had

Had

And That
And That

And That

Of My
Of My

Of My

Begins
Begins

Begins

Wore
Wore

Wore

Goes
Goes

Goes

Infront
Infront

Infront

Also
Also

Also

You Had To
You Had To

You Had To

Floor
Floor

Floor

Baton Pass
Baton Pass

Baton Pass

Did I
Did I

Did I

Ball Machine
Ball Machine

Ball Machine

Approximately
Approximately

Approximately

Mon
Mon

Mon

The Floor
The Floor

The Floor

Wen
Wen

Wen

Sheets
Sheets

Sheets

Nars
Nars

Nars

Which
Which

Which

Only
Only

Only

About
About

About

Beginning
Beginning

Beginning

Rate
Rate

Rate

Prior
Prior

Prior

Between
Between

Between

Aerial
Aerial

Aerial

Complete
Complete

Complete

Since
Since

Since

Center
Center

Center

Has
Has

Has

Lot
Lot

Lot

Often
Often

Often

Before
Before

Before

Being
Being

Being

Most
Most

Most

20 10
20 10

20 10

Back T
Back T

Back T

Begin
Begin

Begin

Far
Far

Far

Lear
Lear

Lear

Tha
Tha

Tha

The Black
The Black

The Black

Theres
Theres

Theres

To You
To You

To You

Doing
Doing

Doing

Tell
Tell

Tell

Second
Second

Second

Obstacle
Obstacle

Obstacle

Intentions
Intentions

Intentions

Boyish
Boyish

Boyish

Promised
Promised

Promised

Pleasing
Pleasing

Pleasing

Accountants
Accountants

Accountants

Secretly
Secretly

Secretly

Corpse
Corpse

Corpse

No One
No One

No One

Storms
Storms

Storms

Given
Given

Given

Workers
Workers

Workers

Started
Started

Started

Valuable
Valuable

Valuable

Sell
Sell

Sell

Rolls
Rolls

Rolls

Even
Even

Even

His
His

His

Some
Some

Some

Masses
Masses

Masses

Round
Round

Round

Reward
Reward

Reward

Course
Course

Course

Destroying
Destroying

Destroying

Could
Could

Could

Desired
Desired

Desired

It Was
It Was

It Was

Therefore
Therefore

Therefore

Offering
Offering

Offering

Having
Having

Having

A Few
A Few

A Few

Aso
Aso

Aso

Bit
Bit

Bit

Chore
Chore

Chore

Coast
Coast

Coast

Garr
Garr

Garr

Mng
Mng

Mng

Obstacle Course
Obstacle Course

Obstacle Course

Prior To
Prior To

Prior To

Roster
Roster

Roster

Several
Several

Several

Simplistic
Simplistic

Simplistic

Somthing
Somthing

Somthing

Tme
Tme

Tme

Wite
Wite

Wite

2 Days
2 Days

2 Days

A Lot Of
A Lot Of

A Lot Of

A Single
A Single

A Single

And Is
And Is

And Is

Any
Any

Any

At Me
At Me

At Me

Ater
Ater

Ater

Basebal Bat
Basebal Bat

Basebal Bat

Basebal
Basebal

Basebal

Being A
Being A

Being A

Boundary
Boundary

Boundary

Bune
Bune

Bune

But I
But I

But I

But Its
But Its

But Its

But The
But The

But The

Calls
Calls

Calls

Can I
Can I

Can I

Cannons
Cannons

Cannons

Chanting
Chanting

Chanting

Charactor
Charactor

Charactor

Charging
Charging

Charging

Close Game
Close Game

Close Game

Connection
Connection

Connection

Did I Know
Did I Know

Did I Know

Disgusing
Disgusing

Disgusing

Dm Fiat
Dm Fiat

Dm Fiat

Doing Chores
Doing Chores

Doing Chores

Enhanced
Enhanced

Enhanced

Equipment
Equipment

Equipment

Explains
Explains

Explains

Extra Money
Extra Money

Extra Money

Fest
Fest

Fest

For Good
For Good

For Good

For The
For The

For The

Gift Shop
Gift Shop

Gift Shop

Head Back
Head Back

Head Back

High Risk
High Risk

High Risk

Hits The
Hits The

Hits The

I Know The
I Know The

I Know The

Im Gonna
Im Gonna

Im Gonna

In The
In The

In The

Infront Of The
Infront Of The

Infront Of The

Into
Into

Into

Is A
Is A

Is A

Longer
Longer

Longer

Meteors
Meteors

Meteors

Minor
Minor

Minor

Observe
Observe

Observe

On A
On A

On A

On The Line
On The Line

On The Line

Ooze
Ooze

Ooze

Or Something
Or Something

Or Something

Out Of
Out Of

Out Of

Passed
Passed

Passed

Point Out
Point Out

Point Out

Prompting
Prompting

Prompting

F282 The best homebrew rve ever played AMU 030153n16 0328 No 38401494RTZ 3EX Sup ig after prompting from friends and a heavy bout of nostaigia rve come to you with a story to tell single most enjoyable homebrew I've ever played Fantasy Fantasy Sports Sports F252 players started joking about a mundane syslem where you played whre-collar workers ncomprehensible nature of fartasy sports And thus F252 sprung from the drunk mind of a player In F282 fantasy sports are senñious bu ts were to chinnel te psychic energy of masses straight to SPORTS psychic enengy for their own gain Being the tanaties they protty fuzzy ame iseif p neot charactor croation 840174723842143 approximately midde aged white mon working wina blue collar jobs The charactor sheets themsolves wore protty simplistic consisting of name occupaion background that explains why they're into fantasy sports sports during their time off-we jokingly calod rulod that you oould only gain power couid actuay observe Wte Factor roprosented the diffioulty of actually watching the game wthout interruption High Wle Factor that they wouldn't bother payer c lentor who often walched sports inside his office rather then cleanand very normel office worker s rather nasty lster promotions trough successfully besing his boss in their office fantssy league Aher character creabon came the drat the most importent part of Fantasy Fantasy Sports Sports Our Dt we caled became the PCs SPORTS stat the morst valuable resource in the game it was then that the Announcer achualy eoxplaned to in which a player s rowardod with rudmentary latent magic powers which he used to incinerato the player cursently holding the point plays had boon comploted the winner of Up next that tucker next door AMU 030115lSun 17 3721 No 3840396320 424168 23 30484442 Gameplay proceeded in two stages Prep Game Day epcomseted of your tee tre e u ng work ย ents whach you could spend preparing for Game Day and tryng to educe your wte actor by doing chores playing with the kids pleasing other sundies The Announcer aso rolled random event tables to provide chalienges during this time Inl cover Game Day in Actualy the Drs an otrsessive necord kseper and coud probably produce the random generators and nde set E given enough me 7 4900 No 38404442 2242 During the trst Prep phase we were all given an elevated Wife Factor we also caled t wie aggro starting up Things went pretty rnormaly-the jantor paid hies almony early wih some extra money the office worker banged of my ablity then it was the next door neighbor accountant's burn Ater taking his kds out to the movies the bastard started seducing my wfe Not even secretly ether just tucking mowing the Irw wthoutastart and tyShing hat ked infront of the wndow tong our house Urfortnoty kr me י had t sled alow of th chore rol nd had wr tten n that my marnage was 5orn he unheppy so the wite swooned under his caresses only toresistt the lest possible moment The Announcer made it very clear thet it was only a malter of time befone she Sell to his boyish chemns so ios prery much career ng rto NTR territory A1 wys not lost thongh as สเ dd weerou h r he f tssy sports l ook rnanputte regity unti he was no longer 8 threot fe and rolled reasonably wel and Litle did I know the power of Up neat Game Day AMU 0301 15Sur118 06 51 No 38404946 The ruas for Game Day wore proty simple if you manted to be abie to infuence the game you had to be watching or istening to it Intuence couid be accomplshed by channeling SPORTS energy through totem of some kind base al bat soccer ball machine gn anything that eduld ㏄nceivably be sports equipment α by focusigon a sngia player in yor roster whom you rd like to point out tha t part of what mally sold the garno was that Announcer actually descntng the game as f he was ฎิ sports announcer on locaton Ad tonal' the teams playing in each game wore randomly dotermned bofore hand and players were not told this prior to draft This really br me in the ass as I had no players in other toam while the accountant and ofice worker had several players each Lets call them team A and B for now The particular detals of the first game are lost to a haze of loughter but I remember two plays in particular 1 think my chronology is a brt fucked in hese parts In the second quarter eam A had sumered heavy losses aner ta led play mol ng razing crops and 5ahr g the earth to deny te m B their 5upply tran but made a magr comeback ฮter ther captan 'who had been struck by a crossbow boit tarty eerty or was revred ฮ5 nurt oly abormraton ฮner his corpse was 5mashed through one of the goals ithe wreckage looked tean rwerted cross accoring to the Arnouncer and brainboiled a few team B players It ended up being a close game after team B united in a synchronized exorcem invohing gatorade and a footbell to banish the demon from the playing field Ulimately leam 8 won and with them the accounteant came out on top Next tme my unfsthul wile and Disneytand AMU 0301154Sun18 26 47 No 38405455236425617 2238405 Prep tina eณ¡ด aan and the Arnoucif roled the cha enge table ard gt somthing like ta ng weekend The accountant beng the asshole that he was used his newfound SPORTS mpowerment to up his GAME and utterty seduce my wifo Apparendy hs SPORTS-enhanced sexual bechniques ware mind blowing and the Announcer was forced to rule that t accountant could-at wil increase my Wifo Factor by 50% which he did The rasut berg that I had Y rgoten' had promised to take the whole family to Dsney land for th weekend and would therefore lose al bt 2 days of prep trne and wouldn't be hone for Game Day lended up spendng what itto Prep ports I had on acquir ng a portablo TV to secretinto tha pak Moanwhilo th0 Janitor was rapoly passang notes to the Anouncer who looked at him wr amt ture of tsgust horror and bonusemont Hts character shoot was passed back and both oouplo of tmes between them and a lot of hasty scrbbing was done The Office worker began channeing hs SPORTS empowerment into personal gain winning about 2k in he lotery and bidding on The Disney Land segment is a itje inwolved so I'm gonna gve t Gana Dayrols around with me in Disney Land a dofcourse lhava 7 players playing in this particular match up-and evenly spi sorm set up to garalt of SPORTS ponts before taay is done Unfortunatoly I'm trapped hanging out with my wito and chidran in Disnay Land and so not only can I not atfoct the game in progress I cant gain any SPORTS ampowerment without being ablo to properly viow and revere the game I manage to loso my tamily in the gift shop and bune in to catch the second quartor Once again the details the game tsof are pretty fuzzy but I remember the basic way things went The Jantor contuod to pass notes to the Panouncer which wore met with requests for dice roils and a lot of hushed angry whspering The Office worker had managed to win a basebal bat and was chanting feverishly in his home office from the field or something lke hat and the accountant was busy ntualistically burming and other game day food as a bumt offering to the SPORTS gods for good luck Ths partioular game hhad heavy casusty rate although due to a necromancy play that didn't actualy interfere with the fow of the game At some point one of the plays consisted of a baton pass into an obstacle course the opposang teamr5 horme base h their cannons beyond י also remember 5ome sled mutagens creatng 5hmting utrplayers and that pertaty because t - sat tres port that rmy wte and body hed caught up with me seemed ide י wold herve no chance to wrth more of the garme I opled lo atlempt a itle subleefage and tokd the famly that I wasnt feeing wouid head back t hotel room which was rather far away T 1 quarter bedore the tamty made it hotel room reveals an abandoned looking maintenance shack barety visble over some conree wals shuaated on a nearby island strugging through the disgusing simy wator As I broak land the Announcer tols second quarter door the Arnouncer tols me that a lange crocodio splashes out of the wator and is now charging me propare for combat Remember I'm playing a balding midde aged sports coach repestedly smashing the crocodle aganst the wall eng shacks AMU 3840789223408140 23408248 28406452 good hand is haltway through the thard quater Ofice worker's chanting is having the desired effect opposing players have been beaned by smaler baseboll-Shaped meteors and m now standin g to gar a massve amount of SPOTS energyォonly l carn correct to the game 00C rm desperate ICI'mdyng and desperate I announce my intentions to the Anmouncer-I begin tearing into the crocodle corpse with my barne hands painting mysef wth a mature of our blood -the jersey numbers of my roster and their earn logos י also teer the tesh off the crocodle and craft it rta crude football uong 50me wrel found n the 5red My kiem 15 complete I jam te frayed wires from the portable TV into the totem and begin praying feverishly as my consciousness fades The Announcee rolls and looks shnned ot success on mocaton crtial on desied resut m ko be tested and nars when tie Announcer pauses the game to grab son·of his Da。cor books wen he turns hetolls me ฎิ black samo es now crooprg t rough a noat y crack inthe shack's shod y concrete foundaon and that the arcane SPORTS runes on my body are nowt mng hot nvisble forcetield prevents me from leaving the shack glowing lines on the floor reminiscent of the boundary Ines of socoer have penned away from the slime center I realize I cant leave without the totembal and make a hal-mary dive for it only to have the sme lash out at me and attempt Thes ome there's cleerly no hope in actuol corbet the 5ime י 5easty consuming a very slow and pantal death very connection to SPORTS tsel on the line-this is some pretty serious shit since if my connection is severed not only going SPORTShella when AMtU oa01 15sunion 301 3840884 1 トリMainz beleves in high risk high reward plays black oore I and it's nuled that with a single swing of the totembel Ive erased the black ooze from existence created a small lear in the plane in which the SPORTS divinity reside totembal I count as a minor sports deiy calch the fnel quarter gaining a smal bit of SPORTSnergy enough to teleport myself outside the hoel Unfortunately my fermily SPORT eect essenialy contient-desroying in neture StIL SPORTS stops for no one and this game promised to be profitable for every player PORTSRin right beginning and evaryone includng the Aenouncer through soma good rokeplaying victms to protect himselt from the storm Ha ddn't care Epeopio knew us did our best to wosther proof our houses in more mundne mathods not to much suocess whon faced with the kind of storm that toars asphat oft the stroots Game Day comes and with it the storm to and all storms AMU 030115Sun2135 23 No384105238410658 Goddamn it you got ma Nmost as soon as the game starts the stom hits land and begins boaring the NA east coast to shreds loaving almost nothing in its wake- not even dry land As the siorm hits the stadium tsett playors are being ripped from the fiold and the fhold is boing ripped from the fiold and sucked into the cyclone But the game goes onl The playors themseves are being protectod by the SPORTS gods and continue to make plays as they are lung round and round as the stom continues to move inland Plays are rolled and vking shipslirships are released providing a way HURRICANE SPORTSNAROK 0150 destroying the RS3 homes-mm pro tectrg te house by Colbng the house out of bounds to the storm but l cant act ty depein tr55amply too po ertul and the debns that י con't stop are seanng through the house lke kr te through butter The oftoe worker ni te ccou tart ore both hu thng n ther respectve ba erments bster ng to the grme onthe redo vd te cutrst JBYtor voks outsade rto tie 5kmm nd calls upon the wrd5 to take him to tre game 0ns teom י losang After8few rely good rols the cut st essently fbes straight to the stadium where the aerial betse has grown to incilude cannons spears and a geme of dodgetell S İS taty the pont a' wh ch thrigs et so tu ked ust had to end the garr-pictine The cutist throu h cortir nd amwong ro s carves cut the hee 1 of Pn case an of the oppo sang team and eats a mach to the applause of the srviving audence After some nsty incantations the cutist marages to sbuse the tear I had made in the SPORTS plane to usher fis DARK SPORTS od into ธาด m aterial rea n wfich causes the storm to ncrease n soe and mantud the storm is ncwa wondender As ta fest o the SPORTS panther descends ito the ream of the monas to drag this at aninilin back to its prison ธาด storm ro ed ฉก ther nat 20 ⑩ te ih bong ino the Earth itser Atthis part we ended session wth tate of all inveived unkown Sorry for the downer anding but it's what happened We simply couidn't think of a way to satsfactory continue without obscene DM fíat hat's how SPORTS onded the Meme

found ON 2018-08-07 10:06:12 BY me.me