fandomlife-confessions So the only reason Jacob was attracted to Bella was the tiny half-embryo of Renesmee calling out to him right? So why wasn't the other half of Renesmee calling out to him from Edward's ballsack? thebaconsandwichofregret cats-and-cacti i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week right before Edward and Bella get married where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding I dont know shit about twilight but this is the funniest thing Ive read all day Meme

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