Dad, Food, and Girls: Farhan
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 Now that I know what type of
 watermelon to pick up from the local
 food store, i'm ready to become a dad.

 Kaveri Shenoy
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 April 4 at 4:39 AM-
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 GOOD
 THE BEST
 WATERY
 SWEET
 4. 'Boy' and 'girl' watermelons: Many people do not
 know that farmers differentiate watermelons by
 gender. For example, 'boys' are bigger, have an
 elongated shape, and a watery taste. The 'girls' have
 2. Look for the field spot: The yellow spot, known as
 the field spot, is the place where the watermelon
 rested on the ground. Ripe watermelons always
 have creamy yellow or even orange-yellow spots,
 5. Inspect the tail: A dried tail indicates that the
 watermelon is ripe. However, if the tail is green, it
 probably means that the watermelon was picked
 too soon and will not be ripe
 Remember to kindly like and share this post to
 others.
 3. Pay attention to the size: It is better to choose
 neither the largest nor the smallest watermelon.
 Select an average-sized fuit. And note, please:
 large or small, the watermelon should feel heavy for
 its size.
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 My dad just slaps it and knows
 Farhan @Ahwhateverr
 Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from
 mme'er
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Me, slapping a bothered watermelon in the Safeway produce section: Hnnng yea she riddy 


My mom just flicks it, it has to be a southern thing

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 pick up
small
 small
large
 large
heavy
 heavy
field
 field
npf
 npf
others
 others
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 place
follow
 follow
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 know
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 ready
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 better
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this
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ripe
look
look
spot
spot
href
href
shape
shape
dads
dads
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share
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for
store
store
what
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example
example
post
post
note
note
show
show
now
now
comment
comment
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thing
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remember
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speak
she
she
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will
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means
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green
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apr
watermelon
watermelon
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class
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com
com
gender
gender
safeway
safeway
boys
boys
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boy
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April 4
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April
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Good
Girl
Girl
Chat
Chat
Blog
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Best
Best
tumblr
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Soon...
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Girls
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Food
Food
Dad
Dad

Farhan Follow @Ahwhateverr Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store i'm ready to become a dad Kaveri Shenoy O+ April 4 at 439 AM- Tips GOOD THE BEST WATERY SWEET 4 'Boy' and 'girl' watermelons Many people do not know that farmers differentiate watermelons by gender For example 'boys' are bigger have an elongated shape and a watery taste The 'girls' have 2 Look for the field spot The yellow spot known as the field spot is the place where the watermelon rested on the ground Ripe watermelons always have creamy yellow or even orange-yellow spots 5 Inspect the tail A dried tail indicates that the watermelon is ripe However if the tail is green it probably means that the watermelon was picked too soon and will not be ripe Remember to kindly like and share this post to others 3 Pay attention to the size It is better to choose neither the largest nor the smallest watermelon Select an average-sized fuit And note please large or small the watermelon should feel heavy for its size Like Share Comment Follow @blurrbubble My dad just slaps it and knows Farhan @Ahwhateverr Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from mme'er the local food store i'm ready to become a dad Show this thread 221 PM-12 Apr 2019 F#x XYeitiil Retweets il@il'il42 likes honeyngld jooshcognito gahdamnpunk It’s cause all dads speak in watermelon Me slapping a bothered watermelon in the Safeway produce section Hnnng yea she riddy My mom just flicks it it has to be a southern thing Meme

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