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fez An Incomplete List of Notable Peoplel Delivered Pizza To tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever- expanding WTFPIZZA note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more uh-interesting deliveries So without further ado and in no particular order here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far - A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash -A woman who slipped me a business card in lieu of tip for a laser tattoo removal clinic explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be - At least three Batmans so far but only one who did the voice - An elderty Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a rather classy pearl-handled 32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it 1 do and also if I could load it for her 1 didnt -A group of EMTs hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently extinguished but still smouldering house fire - A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was obstructing the mail system and demanded my social security number so he could Teport me to the proper authorities - A group of young teenage girls like 14-16 who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light ew why and bring it back to them - A hotel room full of badass middle-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films who were also completely wasted on Jello shots They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them -A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans Multiple instances of people asking if I would sell them pot bitch get your own dealer sheesh A guy who sipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the spitting image of his deceased daughter A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda and wrote get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt - A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us He did the duck lips thing in every shot Multiple prank deliveries joke's on you motherfucker I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered An elderly man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit receipt - A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he works so hard He visibly teared up and sniffied when I told him I couldn't do anything - A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks +sandals indoors who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door Multiple knockings were of no avail - A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I'm female She proceeded to snatch my driver's license out of my hand run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me -A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play WoW on the free custom server he was playing on But it has double - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a impressively large booger out of his nose He proceeded to smear it on thankfuly HIS copy of the receipt - An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and pulling me over to get his pizza - A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt specifically wrote 000 in the tip portion then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me It said pizza tip in the For section - A furious lady who yeled at me for a solid five minutes 1 kept track al about how long it took for her delivery to get to her She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dolar order I dunno -An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet which was super cute and asked where he got it he immediately looked temified sat down on the floor and muttered 1 I dont know Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis -A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tumed to vomit into her mailbox -A surty Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a ful-grown woman - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks tables shelves- everywhere A group of 20-something guys who chalenged me to sing the ornginal Pokemon theme song which I did And perfectly I may add A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bassI actually couldn't hear anything he was saying - An eldery guy who deadpan asked me I knew anyone who could score him hollowpoint bullets - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didn't have any extra money for a tip so they gave me a big sack of pistachios instead It took me three weeks to finish the bag this was so worth reading Source tybear #story time #tis is 219895 notes realy cool actualy Meme

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