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Anonymous
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Angels
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Run
Run
Money
Money
Life
Life
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Fall
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Alive
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File 1289630356ipg-236 KB 675x900 1272496772730jpg A story about a Paladin Anonymous 111310 Sat0139 No12779458 This takes place in 4e obviously V A special note I know not all 35 players are like this This merely amused me so l thought ld share So I got a new player to my 4e game recently and I thought I'd share the story that unfolded Let's call this new guy Spike Spike hated 4e He claimed constantly that it ruined the flavor of many classes namely the Paladin since they cannot lose their powers and fall in the traditional sense Spike decided well if he must play 4e since the rest of the group was then fine he'd play it his way He creates a Paladin of Kord recalling how he always wanted to do so Time passes and little of note occurs They slay a dragon and rescue a princess everything seems normal Until one night when the princess makes an off remark about the paladin Spike's paladin then immediately claimed middle watch Then in the dead of night he passes me a note He drags away the princess in the middle of the night beats her within an inch of her life then does the unspeakable Because aha he cannot fall So l ask him if he's certain and when he responds in the positive I simply nod telling him he feels the gaze of Kord upon him Cont Anonymous 111310Sat0140 No12779466 They return to town as heroes and receive their reward funds Spike smiles turning to leave to find two paladins also of Kord standing in the way They request a private audience The paladins sent by Kord relay that he has done a terrible deed a black mark on his record which cannot ever be forgiven If he repents they state they will be kind and spare his life Spike manages to talk them around into letting him remain a paladin and offhand asks where they will be staying that night He will pay for their room and board out of his own pocket it's the least he can do right? Later that night Spike murders the two paladins one at a time in their beds taking the little money they had pawning their armor through the rogue who was Unaligned - leaning - Evil and stowing their blades in his bag as trophies Again he was told that Kord's gaze was upon him Cont Anonymous 111310Sat0140 No12779473 More time passed and Spike was feeling pretty good about himself He'd managed to buy some pretty good gear with all the money he got from his murder-theft and was happily chatting it up with the rogue when the part sees three paladins a cleric and five angels roll over the hill at them Kord was getting mad There were no words of kindness only an agreement to capture him alive for hanging later A death in battle did not suit this betrayer Spike managed to get the group on his side and after a harrowing near-loss they defeated the paladins and clerics The group was now leery of Spike's paladin but he had saved them many a time so their loyalty remained with him For the third time Kord's gaze fell upon Spike's paladin Cont Anonymous 111310Sat0141 No12779475 He'd run out of strikes Kord sent an avatar of himself challenging Spike's paladin to single nonlethal combat for the same reason that the warband had decided to leave him be Three rounds after Spike's paladin agreed he was paste Living breathing but barely there The Avatar stated that the clerics and paladins would be there to pick him up shortly for his hanging But Spike did the stupidest thing since he turned on that princess He ran as soon as he could It wasn't easy sure but on a broken leg and a shattered ribcage he got a few good miles Kord hated all the things Spike had done but this really was the last straw He was being a coward There was a strike of lightning and a dummy stood in the earth where Spike's paladin once stood face frozen in fear It was similar to the training dummies they used in many of Kord's places of worship save for an inscription on the pole If you cannot learn then you will teach No Fall? No Problem Meme

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