Follow TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever Name my name is in french Age my age in seconds Location i live in a shed Nationality i was born in the dark Body type my body is ready I am looking for i am looking for someone to share in an adventure who enjoys listening to sad music and has two thumbs I enjoy i enjoy long walks on the beach i like turtles i like dogs and i like to party My ideal partner would be a person who is addicted to alcohol who can fix my car and who thinks the earth is flat My turn ons are hugging and depression My turn offs are being blocked on whatsapp and being found in human form Meme

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