For once his father did what Tyrion asked him The proof was the sudden stench as his bowels loosened in the moment of death Well he was in the right place for it Tyrion thought But the stink that filled the privy gave ample evidence that the oft-repeated jape about his father was just another lie Lord Tywin Lannister did not in the end shit gold Chapter Seventy Eight Samwell The king was angry Sam saw that at once As the black brothers entered one by one and knelt before him Stannis shoved away his breakfast of hardbread salt beef and boiled eggs and eyed them coldly Beside him the red woman Melisandre looked as if she found the scene amusing I have no place here Sam thought anxiously when her red eyes fell upon himSomeone had to help Maester Aemon up the steps Don't look at me I'm iust the maester's steward The others were 11 1 No matter how many crayons you eat if you paint with your poop it’s always going to come out looking like shit Meme

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