gaymilesedgeworth my family is so fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like didn't give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name like that's literally it that's all u had to say gaymilesedgeworth great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children gaymilesedgeworth my family didn't tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver's permit in my junior year of high school i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to mee gaymilesedgeworth i had to google my own brother to find out why we don't talk about him anymore gaymilesedgeworth one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective i told her yeah sometimes then she casually calmly went maybe it's because you were almost kidnapped as a baby she didn't even elaborate until i asked her to explain my father later confirmed that i was in fact briefly stolen as an infant my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like bye honey have a good day at schoor gaymilesedgeworth no one knows great-grandma ruth's real last name ziraseal this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here Source gaymilesedge 151040 notes Okay but I wanna know why they dont talk about the brother anymore Meme

found @ 35 likes ON 2019-03-02 02:48:54 BY ME.ME