GIN COMMANDMENTS THOU SHALT NOT CALL THY GIN AND TONIC a G&T UNLESS THOU ART FROM SURREY ABBREVIATIONS ART FOR PEASANTS & POSERS THOU SHALT NOT DRINK THY GIN THROUGH a STRAW NAY NOT EVEN THE BENDY KIND!-STRAWS ART FOR KIDS AND THOSE WITH TOO MUCH LIPSTICK THOU SHALT NOT MAKE OR DRINK GIN SHOTS YAY THOUGH GIN MAY BE SERVED NEAT IN a MARTINI THE HOLY DRINK SHALL BE RESPECTED THOU SHALT DRINK THY GIN RESPONSIBLY NEVER YE SPILL AND ALWAYS BRING THY GIN MONKEY TO STAY SOBER AND DRIVE THEE HOME THOU SHALT SERVE REAL GIN TO THY FRIENDS KEEPEST THY CHEAP PUB GIN HIDDEN AWAY TO AVOID CHASTISEMENT GIN DOTH NOT MAKE THEE REFINED NOR CLASSY YAY THOUGH IT CAN MAKE MOST PEOPLE TOLERABLE THOU SHALT NOT DRINK THY GIN FROM a HIGHBALL GLASS UNLESS THY GIN COMMETH FROM a CAN IN WHICH CASE THOU HAST NOTHING TO LOSE THOU CANST SOLVE ANY PROBLEM IN LIFE WITH GOOD GIN PROVIDED THOU OBEYEST THINE GIN COMMANDMENTS 9 HONOUR THY GIN AND THY GARNISH THY GIN WITH THY CORRECT GARNISH THEY COMFORT ME THY GIN IS EVERY BIT AS MANLY AS BEER YAY AND AS FEMININE AS PROSECCO- VERILY LET THEM ALL DRINK GIN EGİNSANITYA Life's Too Short for Boring Gin! 899 the Gin Commandments