Drunk, Friends, and Tumblr: "Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk
 Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold
 stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he
 thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His
 bedroom door did escapehim. "Whatalie thatwas!" Howl
 remarked as he walked into the wall. "My shining dishonesty will be
 the salvation of me." He walked into the wall several times more, in
 several different places, before he discovered his bedroom door and
 crashed his way through it. Sophie could hear him falling about,
 saying that his bed was dodging
sonictoaster:Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones

sonictoaster:Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones