chilis
chilis
Friends
Friends
head
head
Mood
Mood
My House
My House
Parents
Parents
Party
Party
shade
shade
Stephen
Stephen
Too Much
Too Much
Lost
Lost
Hunting
Hunting
Death
Death
Fancy
Fancy
Fish
Fish
Home
Home
House
House
Kids
Kids
Squirrel
Squirrel
Greek
Greek
Hell
Hell
Never
Never
Stephen King
Stephen King
IRL
IRL
Me IRL
Me IRL
got
got
witch
witch
copper
copper
caviar
caviar
bat
bat
king
king
who
who
cujo
cujo
big
big
him
him
can
can
one
one
carpet
carpet
friend
friend
tiny
tiny
rapture
rapture
hunger
hunger
rhubarb
rhubarb
etc
etc
man
man
safe
safe
name
name
adult
adult
bbs
bbs
hazard
hazard
think
think
them
them
all
all
face
face
review
review
they
they
you
you
yard
yard
door
door
scoop
scoop
now
now
what
what
for
for
hi fi
hi fi
the house
the house
whats
whats
fee
fee
bat out of hell
bat out of hell
champ
champ
use
use
happening
happening
read
read
this
this
the room
the room
get
get
really
really
done
done
i know
i know
great
great
like
like
men
men
right
right
guy
guy
nothing
nothing
eat
eat
guys
guys
room
room
strawberry
strawberry
eyes
eyes
immediately
immediately
probably
probably
just
just
then
then
everyone
everyone
bloodshot eyes
bloodshot eyes
sometimes
sometimes
worry
worry
irresponsible
irresponsible
eating
eating
heimlich
heimlich
amused
amused
drove
drove
away
away
i do
i do
whats going on
whats going on
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stared
feeding frenzy
feeding frenzy
in the mood
in the mood
choked
choked
knew
knew
i think
i think
my friend
my friend
luckily
luckily
in the house
in the house
as if
as if
who knew
who knew
throwing
throwing
cautiously
cautiously
genuine
genuine
liquor
liquor
talking
talking
lovely
lovely
their
their
cautious
cautious
perverse
perverse
shag
shag
fish eggs
fish eggs
were
were
began
began
too
too
fact
fact
no
 no
dinner
 dinner
night
 night
something
 something
see
 see
mouth
 mouth
know
 know
days
 days
drink
 drink
said
 said
much
 much
anyway
 anyway
around
 around
dont
 dont
eggs
 eggs
knees
 knees
again
 again
warning
 warning
feeding
 feeding
choking
 choking
consuming
 consuming
grown man
 grown man
my friends
 my friends
great night
 great night
accidentally
 accidentally
a little bit
 a little bit
finders keepers
 finders keepers
out
out
over
over
playing
playing
flowing
flowing
Grown
Grown
Fancy I
Fancy I
Off
Off
Got Home Safe
Got Home Safe
Little
Little
Dinner Party
Dinner Party
And
And
Other
Other
Here
Here
Cant
Cant
When
When
Wise
Wise
Casual
Casual
Im In
Im In
Skills
Skills
Waiter
Waiter
That
That
Insert
Insert
But
But
Not
Not
Choker
Choker
My Guy
My Guy
When Im
When Im
Dont Worry
Dont Worry
Squirrel Hunting
Squirrel Hunting
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The
From
From
Your
Your
Trying
Trying
Its
Its
June
June
Is That You
Is That You
Every
Every
Front
Front
A Little
A Little
Pulled
Pulled
I Had
I Had
These
These
Without
Without
Mixed
Mixed
Spheres
Spheres
Beads
Beads
Adults
Adults
Turned
Turned
Get Lost
Get Lost
Bunch
Bunch
Was
Was
With
With
Stared At
Stared At
Frenzy
Frenzy
Our
Our
Supper
Supper
Have
Have
My Dinner
My Dinner
Going
Going
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Its Not
Nab
Nab
Had
Had
Of My
Of My
I Was
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Available
Available
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Which
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Only
About
About
Between
Between
Purchase
Purchase
Mid
Mid
Nothing Fancy
Nothing Fancy
Scooping
Scooping
Not Talking
Not Talking
Dealing
Dealing
Difficulty
Difficulty
One Night
One Night
Letting
Letting
Given
Given
Even
Even
His
His
Some
Some
Careful
Careful
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It Was
Bit
Bit
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Bloodshot
Casuality
Casuality
Earlier
Earlier
Flew
Flew
Verified
Verified
A Bunch Of
A Bunch Of
A Little Bit Of
A Little Bit Of
And Again
And Again
At Me
At Me
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Bunch Of
But I
But I
Cant Be
Cant Be
Dinner For One
Dinner For One
Fishe
Fishe
Fishes
Fishes
For The
For The
Guests
Guests
Heres The Scoop
Heres The Scoop
Heres The
Heres The
Heres
Heres
His Face
His Face
Home Safe
Home Safe
Home Safely
Home Safely
I Know The
I Know The
Im Not
Im Not
Im Not Talking
Im Not Talking
In The Mood For
In The Mood For
In The
In The
Insert Name Here
Insert Name Here
Into
Into
Irresponsible Parents
Irresponsible Parents
Is That
Is That
It Was A
It Was A
Kids Eat
Kids Eat
Little Bit
Little Bit
Mostly
Mostly
Near Death
Near Death
Out Of
Out Of
Praising
Praising
Swimmingly
Swimmingly
Across
Across
All Over
All Over
Carpeting
Carpeting
Casualism
Casualism
Casualness
Casualness
Cue
Cue
Flewed
Flewed
Flews
Flews
Frenzied
Frenzied
Front Door
Front Door
Get Across
Get Across
Have To
Have To
Inebriate
Inebriate
Informed
Informed
Insertion
Insertion
Insertive
Insertive
Intoxication
Intoxication
Near
Near
Nearing
Nearing
Nearness
Nearness
Now And Again
Now And Again
On Cue
On Cue
Ones
Ones
Shades Of
Shades Of
Shading
Shading
Stumbled
Stumbled
The Scoop
The Scoop
A
A
If You
If You
Its Not
Its Not
Have
Have
Blend
Blend
Let
Let
No Matter What
No Matter What
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Its
The
The

Greek Witch NChoking hazard even for adult men June 25 2018 Verified Purchase Big warning to the adults in the room these little guys can be choked on I'm not talking about irresponsible parents accidentally letting their kids eat BBs No I'm talking about a grown man mistaking these BBs for caviar and zealously consuming them You read that right Here's the scoop You see I do a little bit of squirrel hunting in the yard every now and again when I'm in the mood for a casual dinner for one nothing fancy I use these BBs to nab my supper Sometimes they get lost in the house between the floorboards in the shag carpeting etc Anyway one night I had a bunch of friends over for a dinner party The night was going swimmingly the liquor was flowing caviar was available to all for a $050 head fee we had Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell playing on the Hi-fi and everyone was praising my dinner party throwing skills It was a great night Until it wasn't One of my friends in his mid-thirties had a bit too much to drink He got on his knees and stared at my shag carpet in what can only be termed rapture then mushed his face into the carpet and began gobbling away I knew immediately what was happening I approached him and said cautiously - you can never be too cautious around an inebriate- Insert name here what's going on champ? He looked up at me his bloodshot eyes gleaming with frenzied hunger Some of your fish eggs got on the carpet! Finders keepers! He then resumed his feeding frenzy I pulled him off the carpet and informed him that he was in fact eating tiny copper spheres As if on cue the choking commenced was like something out of a Stephen King He frothed at the mouth like Cujo and his face turned a lovely shade of strawberry rhubarb My other dinner party guests were mostly just amused even the ones who knew our choker was near death Luckily I know the Heimlich from my days as a Chili's waiter I Heimliched my friend not without difficulty and little copper beads flew all over the room mixed in with some genuine caviar from earlier The choking ceased My other party guests applauded and began collecting the regurgitated BBs as perverse souvenirs My guy stumbled out the front door of my house and drove off which probably wasn't wise given his intoxication but I was done dealing with him for the night Don't worry I think he got home safe What I'm really trying to get across here in this review is that you can't be too careful with choking hazards It's not something only parents have to worry about me_irl Meme

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