Sex, Break, and Common: hate when people say "f u think this is
 better than sex, u haven't had good
 sex!", like no, maybe you've just never
 had good lasagna, Carol
What’s one thing in common between pasta and the last guy I dated? They both never gave me an orgasm but hey! at least pasta will never break your heart 😍

What’s one thing in common between pasta and the last guy I dated? They both never gave me an orgasm but hey! at least pasta will never break your heart 😍

Sex
Sex

Sex

Break
Break

Break

Common
Common

Common

Good
Good

Good

Heart
Heart

Heart

Lasagna
Lasagna

Lasagna

Orgasm
Orgasm

Orgasm

Girl Memes
Girl Memes

Girl Memes

Never
Never

Never

pasta
pasta

pasta

one
one

one

will
will

will

think
think

think

they
they

they

thing
thing

thing

what
what

what

this
this

this

hey
hey

hey

hate
hate

hate

like
like

like

this is
this is

this is

guy
guy

guy

people
people

people

carol
carol

carol

just
just

just

good sex
good sex

good sex

maybe
maybe

maybe

better than sex
better than sex

better than sex

no
 no

no

better
 better

better

say
 say

say

f u
 f u

f u

break your heart
 break your heart

break your heart

people-say
people-say

people-say

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Both
Both

Both

When
When

When

But
But

But

Last
Last

Last

The
The

The

Your
Your

Your

At Least
At Least

At Least

Had
Had

Had

Gave
Gave

Gave

Between
Between

Between

One Thing
One Thing

One Thing

Than
Than

Than

Dated
Dated

Dated

Never Had
Never Had

Never Had