HE WAS CERTAIN THE FAT LADY SITTING NEXT TO HER WOULD RUIN HIS FLIGHT BUT WHAT SHE DID NEXT IS PRICELESS Hi! How are you? The woman smiled as she took the seat beside me She had to lower herself slowly squeezing her ample bottom into the seat filling all available space Positioning herself comfortably she plopped her enormous arm on our common armrest Her immensity saturated the space around us shrinking me and my seat into insignificance I cringed and reclined towards the window She leaned towards me and repeated her greeting in an upbeat friendly voice Her face towered above my head forcing me to turn to look at her Hi I replied with obvious loathing I turned away to stare out the cabin window sulking silently about the long hours of discomfort I was going to experience with this monster beside me She nudged me with her meaty arm My name is Laura I'm from Britain How about you? Japan? Malaysia I barked I'm so sorry! Will you accept my heartfelt apology? Come shake my hand If we're going to spend six hours side-by-side on this flight we'd better be friends don't you think? A palm waved in front of my face I shook the hand reluctantly still silent Laura started a conversation with me taking no notice of my unfriendly reactions She talked excitedly about herself and her trip to Hong Kong to see her frinds She rattled off a list of things she was going to buy for her students in the boarding school where she was teaching I gave her one-word answers to her questions about me Unperturbed by my coldness she nodded as she made appreciative comments to my answers Her voice was warm and caring She was considerate and obliging when we were served drinks and meals making sure that I had room to manoeuvre in my seat I don't want to clobber you with my elephant size! she said with utmost sincerity <p>Man Is Certain The Fat Lady Sitting Next To Her Would Ruin His Flight But What She Did Next Is Priceless<p> Meme

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