Hello new friend my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head I say I said my name is Fred and I've been very naughty The story I'm about to tell I tell you I will tell you well Is of my dear aunt Muriel and just how I've been naughty Voila the farm My aunt lives here with precious pup and husband dear My heart beats fast as I drew near I feel so nice and naughty I thought just how excited they must be that I would come today they'd shout come Fred! huzzah! hooray! Dear boy you look so naughty That's when my tired eyes beheld a doggy dog like dog he smelled D-O-G is what he spelled and that's how I spell naughty Alone was I with tender Courage and all his fur his furry furrage which I say did encourage me to be quite naughty Courage your hair it reminds me of the first time I knew just how I felt about hair It was a day I'd not forget the day that I first met my pet oh what a lovely gift to get I'd never felt so naughty My fuzzy friend is what he was this darling little ball of fuzz And oh such fuzz such fuzz it does demand that I be naughty He looked at me his fetching eyes and fetching fur did hypnotize and filled with joy and filled with sighs and that's when I got naughty Now now you shouldn't play in the toilet This dripping hair this droopy curl unfold sweet memories of a girl whose tresses oh they'd twist and twirl and tempt me to be naughty Barbara my love was named and her fair hair a mane untamed until one evening I'm ashamed I got a little naughty The look upon my young love's face was sweet as lace but in this case I realized she needed space I never more was naughty well maybe not never Dear cur your fur and fleece remind of nothing found in human kind but for one fellow who did find me to be in a certain mood Into my shop he walked one day with bush above and beard bouquet that's no toupee I pray no way I could help but be you know I'd never seen such hair before his bangs they sang his neck it beckoned eyebrows armpits all were reckoned soon I figured what the heck and guess how I was naughty Sweet pooch afraid I'll shave your tail? Why now that would be weird! So ends our little story But then my landlords did resume to free me from that porcelain tomb and ferry to a private room your hero ever doughty Good-bye dear aunt I'll miss your farm and Eustace's ebullient charm and farewell Courage what's the harm if I was slightly naughty With love Fred Meme

found @ 7198 likes ON 2016-11-16 14:35:49 BY ME.ME

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