so THIS is why he tried to shake Harry’s hand!
i honestly wish there was just a crack version of all the hp movies and this was the basis of the first plot
Now imagine everything Harry does being seen as some cool power move by Malfoy.
Refusing his friendship? Just knowing his own worth and not willing to be an underling.
Befriending Weasley and Granger? Nice going, Potter. Keep rabble around to accentuate yourself.
Being rich and powerful but still getting Dumbledore to buy you the literal best broom on the market with money that was part of schools’ budget?……You remind me of a muggle father mentioned, I think his name was Bezos?
the last one killed me
found @ 30 likes ON 2019-02-14 02:02:17 BY ME.ME