His freedom ride home he realized he was being adopted He also tried to steal my cheeseburger @DrSmashlove Reddit u3riny3s A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tom’s North Woods It smells absolutely wonderful and works great HOWEVER It got aluminum in it 😖 Bro!! How u gon be a natural product and u got aluminum! I read the packaging closely and it said “naturally sourced aluminum” FOH 😂 “We naturally select our poisonous metallic substances from the finest natural mines” Aluminum is an ELEMENT It’s pure There is no difference between aluminum from recycled pepsi cans and aluminum from a mine I was mad AF 😤 So I went back on my quest to find something natural Well lo and behold Tom’s makes natural deodorant that’s called “wild lavender” And lemme tell u - it smell pleasant asf! Like basically u slather it on and u sniff ya underarm and u magically transported to the soap aisle of Whole Food and a pleasant hipster girl with ear spacers short hair and a name tag that say “RAIN” smile at u 😍 side note was she born ‘Rain’? Or is her name Mandy but she adopted the name ‘Rain’ after attending burning man and dropping acid once? Maybe her Nani make it ‘Rain’? 😍 lmao I’m wild lemme stop 😂 Caveat if u work out hard AF like me it will wear off a lil bit Like for a 100 degree hot summertime Chi day u might could go with the Tom’s north woods aluminum joint It will give u cancer-memory loss but at least u smell spicy 😂 Also and I done said this before I shave my public hair which is a tradition among people of my faith I know some of u women like “ew - DEALBREAKER!” WELL FU— just kidding! Baby girl that’s fair! 😂 I accept our incompatibility and hope u find the hairy Chewbacca lookin a$$ Man of ya dreams! 😍 Now then u men out here at the gym with the grapefruit sized amazon rainforest patch of stinky-ass underarm hair that drip white liquid on the elliptical the ‘wild lavender’ may not cut it 😂 Y’all got that ‘built in’ stincc u probably need Mitchum But if u down with that razor life it will give u plenty of protection against Le Stincc May all of u live blessed and chemical free lives bless up 😍😂 Meme

AF
AF

AF

Amazon
Amazon

Amazon

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anaconda

anaconda

ass
ass

ass

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Bless up

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blessed

blessed

Chewbacca
Chewbacca

Chewbacca

FOH
FOH

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Food
Food

Food

Gym
Gym

Gym

Hipster
Hipster

Hipster

Life
Life

Life

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LMAO

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memes
memes

memes

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reddit

reddit

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Smell

Smell

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Work

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Pepsi
Pepsi

Pepsi

Cancer
Cancer

Cancer

Free
Free

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Girl
Girl

Girl

Hair
Hair

Hair

Home
Home

Home

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Live

Live

Quest
Quest

Quest

Smile
Smile

Smile

White
White

White

Wild
Wild

Wild

Women
Women

Women

Mad
Mad

Mad

Spicy
Spicy

Spicy

Burning Man
Burning Man

Burning Man

Dreams
Dreams

Dreams

Faith
Faith

Faith

Freedom
Freedom

Freedom

Hope
Hope

Hope

Anti
Anti

Anti

Baby
Baby

Baby

Back
Back

Back

🤖
🤖

🤖

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how

how

got
got

got

her
her

her

soap
soap

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mine

mine

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once

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acid

acid

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liquid

liquid

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nani

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element

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chi

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grapefruit

grapefruit

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degree

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down

down

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memory

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may

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man

man

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day

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whole food

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rainforest

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make

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patch

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summertime

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woods

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pure

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works

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born

born

for
for

for

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lil

lil

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memory loss

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asf

asf

packaging
packaging

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product

product

mines
mines

mines

side
side

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read

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work out

work out

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bro

bro

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this

this

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stop

stop

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done

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great
great

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like

like

men
men

men

tom
tom

tom

people
people

people

well
well

well

find
find

find

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hipster girl

hipster girl

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probably

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absolutely

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just

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then
then

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wonderful

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steal

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like me

like me

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the gym

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just kidding

just kidding

burning
burning

burning

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shave

shave

name tag
name tag

name tag

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stinky

stinky

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lemme

lemme

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kidding

kidding

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closely

closely

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elliptical

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caveat

caveat

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maybe

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joint

joint

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cheeseburger

cheeseburger

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however

however

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hairy

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drip

drip

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lil bit

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bless

bless

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aisle

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dealbreaker

dealbreaker

no
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 ago

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 lives

lives

tag
 tag

tag

ear
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ear

wear
 wear

wear

mandy
 mandy

mandy

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 hyped

hyped

short
 short

short

there is
 there is

there is

metallic
 metallic

metallic

naturally
 naturally

naturally

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 absolutely wonderful

absolutely wonderful

a-few-weeks
a-few-weeks

a-few-weeks

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find-something

find-something

out
out

out

ride
ride

ride

natural
natural

natural

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None

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None
None

None

And
And

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Loss

Loss

Short Hair
Short Hair

Short Hair

That
That

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But

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Cut
Cut

Cut

Cut It
Cut It

Cut It

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Baby Girl

Baby Girl

Give
Give

Give

The
The

The

Tradition
Tradition

Tradition

From
From

From

Basically
Basically

Basically

Deodorant
Deodorant

Deodorant

Protection
Protection

Protection

Razor
Razor

Razor

Adopted
Adopted

Adopted

Behold
Behold

Behold

U Smell
U Smell

U Smell

Weeks
Weeks

Weeks

Lookin
Lookin

Lookin

Few
Few

Few

Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜˜

Ÿ˜˜

Ÿ˜…
Ÿ˜…

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Cans
Cans

Cans

Dropping Acid
Dropping Acid

Dropping Acid

After
After

After

Hyped Up
Hyped Up

Hyped Up

At Least
At Least

At Least

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Our
Our

Our

Difference
Difference

Difference

Of My
Of My

Of My

I Was
I Was

I Was

Also
Also

Also

Got That
Got That

Got That

Aluminum
Aluminum

Aluminum

Lavender
Lavender

Lavender

Which
Which

Which

Between
Between

Between

Plenty
Plenty

Plenty

Pleasant
Pleasant

Pleasant

Before
Before

Before

Being
Being

Being

Against
Against

Against

North
North

North

Select
Select

Select

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